Thursday, 23 April 2009

image for Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's Bar Mitzvah held in Israel
"You Have Got To Be Kidding Me!"

Jerusalem Israel: The world was greatly surprised to learn of a Bar Mitzvah ceremony held here for the former Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. The Prime Minister of Israel Benjamin Netanyahu and the entire Israeli cabinet attended.

Prior to a United Nation's conference in Geneva Switzerland, the Iranian president stopped in Vienna Austria to see the Dr. Freud. The Iranian president had been troubled by recurring dreams about his childhood and a very sour disposition for the last several years. These symptoms heightened after each of his fiery speeches about Israel.

After consulting with the eminent Viennese psychiatrist, the Iranian president flew to Geneva Switzerland and met with the Swiss president Hans-Rudolf Merz. The Iranian president told President Merz that he wished to quietly defect to Israel, as Dr. Freud had found via hypnosis the cause of his problem. His real name was Mahmoud Goldstein. President Metz contacted the Israeli Ambassador to Switzerland to make the necessary arrangements for the Iranian president's flight to Israel.

A day later, after meeting with UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon, the Iranian President gave another of his fiery speeches about Israel causing Western diplomats to walk out of the conference. What the conference attendees did not know was that the speaker was a robotic clone of the Iranian president and Mahmoud Goldstein was already in Israel.

Iranian newspapers are reporting that Grand Ayatollah Ali Khamenei cannot be reached for comment as he is in seclusion.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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