Attractive waists have replaced toxic wastes as the biggest problem clean towns in America seem to face.
New research has discovered that women have the same effect as Viagra on males. Research at the Centre of Masculine Health has been studying the effect of women on men for many decades now.
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Results of a Mori Poll claim that most British men prefer a 'Fat Fern' to a 'Fit Fern'.
Houston, Texas- A recent Houston women's study found that among the 1,004 four men who involuntarily submitted information on their penis size, very few were at all impressive or up to par.
The tennis world was stunned today when one of the leading women players chose to wear a pair of shorts.
On Sky Television News today Boris Johnson the new Mayor of London announced that from next Month all ugly women entering the City of London must wear a Bhurka.
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(Vatican City) - The Vatican today announced that anyone attempting to ordain a woman into the priesthood would be excommunicated, as would the woman herself. The decree was signed by Cardinal William "Misogy" Levada, prefect of the congre...
SEATTLE - An extremely insensitive jerk was arrested today after he blatantly informed a female co-worker that he thought she had a nice blouse.
RJ Reynolds, where tobacco is king and black people have charred lungs, has released a series of menthol cigarette ads aimed directly at Americans of African decent. Billboards in black communities across America depict sexy black men and women smoking themselves to death with the slogan: "Wheeze makin' Menthol Mad Smokes!"...
Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has told fans on the club's website that, as a result of his side's disappointing finish to this year's campaign, he may recruit several of the Arsenal Ladies team next seaso...
Following some detailed research by eminent microbiologist, Dr Mike Robe of Oxford University School of Biology, women carry 4 times more germs than men and some of them are potentially fatal!...
Break-through research carried out by scientists at the University of Hindley, Lancs, has identified a gene in women that mutates when they reach their 40's. They have also discovered in tests carried out on women ranging from 45-70 years old, th...
How To Look Good Naked host, Gok Wan, has incurred the wrath of C4 bosses when it emerged that women were being forced to show their fat, ugly bums on TV merely for the depraved sexual pleasure
This Saturday night the Grand Final of the Ugliest Women in the World Competition will mean that a record number of viewers will be glued to their Television Sets.
In a recent study women who have breast enhancements bigger than they need could find themselves airborne. Seems some makers of these bigger is better breast enhancers found that if they fill them part way with some helium it could make them light and less weight filled thus making it possible for women to have less back pain.
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