Written by Monkey Woods

Saturday, 26 April 2008

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How To Look Good Naked host, Gok Wan, has incurred the wrath of C4 bosses when it emerged that women were being forced to show their fat, ugly bums on TV merely for the depraved sexual pleasure of the Anglo-Chinese host.

The show, which takes ordinary women and makes them feel 'better' about the way they look, has become a hit with the millions of washed-out thirty- and fortysomething munters that roam Britain's streets, allowing them solace from their hideous deteriorating physical conditions and sagging tittage.

Mr Wan, whose full name is, of course, an anagram of the funnier Go Wank, has been accused of being a perverted Muntophile, and was told by C4 producers to go and take a damned good look at himself.

As a teenager, Wan was, himself, a whopping 21 stone, and can easily relate to some of the 'Supertankers' he 'helps' on How To Look Good Naked.

But, said Brian Filth, head of C4 entertainment, there was no need to expose the rest of the viewing public to these sad misfits of society. Said Filth:

"What he does in his own time is his business, but even Channel 4 has a limit."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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