Written by Gordon Bennet

Saturday, 26 April 2008

image for The World's Ugliest Women Competition is being held in Blackpool
Camilla Parker-Bowles the not-so-hot, red-hot-favourite

This Saturday night the Grand Final of the Ugliest Women in the World Competition will mean that a record number of viewers will be glued to their Television Sets.

For the last eight weeks the viewing public have voted off the least ugliest woman leaving just four to compete the final which is being staged at The Butlins Hydro Hotel in Blackpool.

The first contestant of the four finalists will be Rosie O'Donnell the American Comedienne and Talk Show Host who has been the runner-up for the past seven years.

Second Women featured will be English Actress Kathy Burke who is famous for being Harry Enfield's stooge Waynetta Slob.

Kathy is strongly fancied by those in the know and her picture is already being used by distraught mothers to frighten their kids.

Wealthy Socialite, Jocelyn Wilderstein will be the third Woman competing.

Obviously no matter how much money you have, you cannot buy beauty as she has allegedly spent over Four Billion Dollars on cosmetic surgery and is still dubbed the Bride of Frankenstein.

Fourth Women on the Podium will be the Bookies Favourite Camilla Parker-Bowles the second wife of Prince Charles.

Camilla who is an avid Fox Hunter was banned for cheating last year for looking like a horse.

Much prestige goes with getting to the last four as the Show goes on the road at the end of next month kicking off at Wembley Stadium before touring the Country and culminating at the NEC Birmingham.

The winner will receive three years supply of make-up from Superdrug, a wardrobe of clothes from Bob Geldof and a Film Contract from Hammer House of Horrors

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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