Wayne Rooney's stunning 30-yard stunner in the tenth minute of time added-on sealed Manchester United's triumphal victory over a team in a football match at the weekend. But it was more than just an ordinary net-ripper for the greatest living sco...
A leaked report from Cheshire County Council appears to indicate that the Manchester United and England striker Wayne Rooney has put in a formal application for an allotment within reasonable walking distance of his Cheshire home. According to loc...
Amongst all the other scandals rocking the English professional soccer world another one has risen it's ugly head! Wayne "Boom Boom" Rooney and his Missus, Coleen, are being sued for, wait for it, earning too much money! This case sets a new pr...
Rooney and his missus, Coleen, are being sued by a dubious marketing company to the sum of 4.8 million nicker! Now as we all know Wayne, his missus and the baby are pretty well off, the only problem is, Roon is so pissed off he has decided to decl...
Only months after the birth of his son Kai, England football ace has shown that he is back to full fitness and looking trim. He attended a football match at Manchester's Old Trafford and was seen wearing a fetching red and white outfit. At one poi...
Barcelona are desperate to sign Wayne Rooney to join Zlatan and Messi, only problem is Rooney looks like a distorted, pregnant, balding piglet, oh those ears man! Barcelona have offered to beat the world record singing of Ronaldo to Real but insi...
LONDON - Coleen Rooney gave birth to her first child Kai Wayne Buckingham Rooney on November 2. And the 23-year-old wife of Manchester United footballer Wayne Rooney says that she has made herself a promise that she will get back into a size 10 bi...
It's every parent's ultimate defining moment, and it was no different for Manchester United and England football star Wayne Rooney and his wife Coleen this week, when their new baby spoke his first word - "Erm". The bouncing baby boy, who the Roon...
A happy event has occurred in footballer Wayne Rooney's household with the arrival of a child which they have named Koi Carp Rooney. Mr Rooney was said to be totally pleased. Speaking from the photographic studio of KO Magazine and dangling hi...
A distressed Colleen Shop-A-Lot, aka Mrs Rooney, gave birth completely alone today! Out of sheer concern the Manchester General Hospital urgently rang around to locate the whereabouts of the alleged father. After extensive searching, the hospital...
England International and Manchester United star Wayne Rooney today became a proud father for the first time. Wife, Colleen gave birth to a little boy, whom the couple are reported to be naming, Kai Wayne. The couple decided to have the birth in L...
Liverpool - (Nappydural): "From the waist down he's the living image of his father!" a proud Colleen told reporters as young Kai Wayne made his debut appearance at Liverpool Women's Hospital. "Just don't ask where that Accrington birthmark on his...
Coleen Rooney, wife of soccer legend Wayne Rooney, today gave birth to a healthy miniature Aston Martin Volante convertible after a difficult 24 hour confinement. The Aston, weighing in at around 8lbs, was reported to be a tasteful shade of sugar-...
A human-like fossil found in Ethiopia, which was traced back 4 million years has now been linked to Wayne Rooney. Scientists have been tracing the fossil from way back when up till today and are convinced the "missing link" has been found between...
Manchester United and England star Wayne Rooney has reacted angrily to suggestions he may have gender problems, and that his genetic make-up includes some female characteristics. He told BBC Radio 5 Live: "Erm ... No way, arm norra ermaphrodit...
Wayne Rooney has secretly revealed how ex-team mate Ronaldo used his very spoilt, childish and sometimes shocking behaviour to get his own way during his period at Man Utd! Ronaldo would often stamp his expensive feet, call Sir Alex a dumb twat in...
In a desperate bid to plumb new depths the great British redtops have announced that, had he not become a professional footballer, Manchester United ace Wayne Rooney would have become a priest! It seems that Rooney was more interested in Religeous...
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