Wayne Rooney has secretly revealed how ex-team mate Ronaldo used his very spoilt, childish and sometimes shocking behaviour to get his own way during his period at Man Utd!
Ronaldo would often stamp his expensive feet, call Sir Alex a dumb twat in Portugese, roll all over the floor and threaten never to kick a ball for United if he wasn't allowed to take all free kicks and penalties!
Also, if he was to have a photo shoot, would demand his legs, pretty face and hairy chest to be hot waxed by a sexy female Masseur before the shoot otherwise he would refuse to appear!
Sir Alex swallowed like never before at the demands of his superstar and only once before in the era of Mon Dieu, Eric Cantona, would Sir Alex steep so low, Mon Dieu called Sir Alex a "Scottish Cochon" once and Sir Alex gave him a rise!
Rooney, also well known for his bad tempers, f'ing and blinding, throwing his boots at his team mates when Utd are losing would never think of insulting Sir Alex in such a manner, he is a dumb "Scouser" after all!
The final revelation is the most shocking: While the worlds "footy" scum press were demanding a statement about Ronnies impending transfer to Real in the season 2008-2009 he walked into Sir Alex's office, demanding a transfer or a massive payrise, which obviously was honoured!
Told sir Alex he would only play with the following line-up, excluding that Scottish Woosie, Fletcher and blind bat Korean, walk in the PARK!
Sir Alex agreed, "Fletch and Park-life" were promptly dropped, Ronnie exited the office and winked an eye at the waiting reporters which meant, "I'm here for another season, but them I'm really fucking off!!
