The Football Association is to investigate a claim from Sunderland that Manchester United were allowed to field an extra player during their Premier League fixture at Old Trafford yesterday. The game ended 2-2, which was unfair on the Wearsiders,...
Scientists were astounded today when a large alien spaceship materialised over the English city of Manchester, and altered the space time continuum there. 'We'd suspected that the forces of nature in Manchester were being tampered with for a while...
Millions of people spontaneously gathered in streets and parks across the world in disbelief today, after it was announced that the mighty Crewe Alexandria had sacked their manager, Viking Ssorenssonnson. Some were clearly in a state of shock, man...
Christiano Ronaldo has shocked health officials by boldly declaring that he will keep his organs as no one is worthy to receive them. The slick Portuguese star has always been a tricky customer in the box, and it appears he has no intention of changi...
Arsenal superstar Abou Diaby has made a sensational confession about his own goal against Manchester United, saying that he intentionally scored in a bid to boost his Fantasy Football team. The French International's looping header beat Manuel Almuni...
West Ham and Millwall, the two teams at the centre of an FA investigation into violence after their recent Carling Cup match at Upton Park, have decided to settle their long-standing differences, to shake hands and to let bygones be bygones. The t...
He's ageless and timeless and one of the greatest footballers to grace the beautiful game with his presence. At the ripe old age of 35, 'Giggsy' as he is known to football afficionados has firmly cemented his name in the football hall of fame.
There was high drama on Humberside tonight when the FA Premier League announced that Hull City, who were soundly beaten to a pulp by Liverpool earlier, are to be relegated from the division NOW to save time and any further messing about. Liverpool...
"Very satisfied with the performance. The lads were under a lot of pressure, and did brilliantly out there!" Those were the after-match comments of beaming Hull City manager Phil Brown after his side were thumped 6-1 by Liverpool at Anfield today.
After weeks of controversy, doctors at the Heimlich Institute in Basle, Switzerland, have confirmed that Manchester United is 'inter-gender'. It was suggested some weeks ago by observers that the football team, despite playing in the men's profess...
The future of Liverpool's under-pressure Spanish boss Rafa Benitez hangs in the balance this morning after it emerged that he has been told that, should his side fail to score at least 10 goals against lowly Hull City at Anfield today, HE WILL BE FIR...
The Football Association today took its firmest steps yet to halt a growing trend in the game, by banning the unseemly and potentially painful activity known amongst players and fans alike as 'shirtlifting'. Shirtlifting came into football only ab...
High street statistics have indicated that sales of ten-foot bargepoles have increased dramatically following the announcement by Sol Campbell that he no longer wishes to be part of the set up at Notts County. The 35-year-old ex-England internatio...
Sol Campbell, the former Arsenal, Portsmouth and England defender, who signed for League Two side Notts County on a 5-year deal in August, has left the Meadow Lane outfit by 'mutual consent' after just one game. Rumours are rife that the player ma...
Mark Hughes' understandable dismay at the end of last weekend's Manchester derby was compounded last night when a leaked statement from The Referees Association revealed the joke shared between the game's fourth official and Sir Alex Ferguson at the...
Manchester City manager Mark Pooes is adamant stinker Craig Bell-on-me did not 'brew up' a confrontation with a Manchester United smeller during Sunday's derby. The Face Sitting Association have still to decide whether to act after Bell-on-me app...
Some of the biggest names in football have been gathering today to pay their final respects to former England, Newcastle United and Ipswich Town manager Sir Bobby Robson, who passed away in July after a long illness. Sir Bobby died on 31 July aged...
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