Tribute Bands and Psychics (to the tune of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious) I went down to my local theatre just the other night The programme and the posters there, they gave me quite a fright For there was nothing else to see a-treading of the boards Except these acts which do attract the populace in hordes (Chorus) It’s… tribute bands, tribute bands, tribute bands and psychics Retr...
Sinéad O'Connor, the Irish singer who recently renounced everything about herself, and then converted to Islam, has grown a Muslim-style beard. Beards amongst Muslim men are requisite, defining 'manliness', and are seen as imitating Muhammad, but...
Irish singist, Sinéad O'Connor, last released an album in 2014, and has been busy being controversial since then. Now, however, she resurfaces in her own inimitable style with her newest offering, 'Buy Me - PLEASE!' O'Connor has never been a 'happ...
Irish singer/songwriter, Sinéad O'Connor, has changed her name again, after announcing that she had converted to Islam. She will be henceforth known as Shuhada' Davitt, which is 'nice'. Born Sinéad Marie Bernadette O'Connor in 1966, not long after...
Sinéad O'Connor, the controversial and attention-seeking Irish singer, who has converted to Islam, and said that she no longer wants to live amongst white people 'as long as she lives', has been told to go and fuck herself by Muslims. O'Connor -...
A music lover in the Battambang commune of Tapon is ruing his decision to allow his two young children to use his headphones this evening, after discovering that they are now not quite as effective as they once were. The headphones, by Microlab, w...
The rapper and politician, Kanye West, who recently commented that the 13th Amendment of the US Constitution - which deals with slavery - should be abolished, has announced he is to leave the United States to live abroad. West recently replied to...
US rapper, Kanye West, who has been verbally active and vociferous in his support of President Donald Trump, has announced he is taking a break from politics, after receiving 'advice' from other rappers, thought to include Snoop Dogg. West, 49, ha...
The unprecedented success, during its first week of release, of the new album by French crooner, Johnny Hallyday, has stunned music critics, who have called on him to make a comeback, and start touring again. This is impossible, however, as he die...
Fans of The Smiths are all on-edge this week, as they anxiously await the new solo album by the group's former frontman, Steven Patrick Morrissey. The album, 'Me, Myself, I, Nobody Else' is released on November 1, and will be followed by a single...
President Donald Trump has indicated at a meeting with Republican colleagues, that, as a way of solving problems in the employment sector, he "would not totally oppose" the idea of a return to slavery on a limited scale. The news had an earth-shat...
If you hear some coolnotes coming at you in the vicinity of the Pennsylvania State Correctional Institution Phoenix, it's probably the supercool and sexy, funky jazz sound of the Jailbird Jazz Sextet, the brainchild of jailed former comedian, Bill Co...
There were scenes of total panic at 'unlock' this morning, when jailed comedian, Bill Cosby, was found in his cell with a pair of drumsticks shoved up his anus. Cosby, star of 'The Cosby Show', and co-writer of the show's theme tune, 'Kiss Me', us...
In a move that shows just how much of an original and creative talent singer Kanye West really is, the rapper has dropped the first three letters from his first name, to leave him as merely Ye West. Tweeting with the spelling accomplishment of a 6...
"We've made it to the first qualifying round of the Birmingham Spaghetti Junction All Comers' Floodlight trophy. I know, let's make a record." There was once a time when even the most mundane event in a football team's history would spawn a record release, but now thankfully it seems that these mind numbing ditties have died a death. Apparently it all started in the 1930s with Arsenal releas...
The King is Dead! Or is he? The death of Elvis Presley, the King of Rock and Roll, on 16 August 1977, shook the world to its very foundations, and set in motion a concerted effort by heartbroken fans to prove that it was all a hoax, and that h...
There was amazing and exciting news for fans of The Beatles today when, in an impromptu press conference in Liverpool, Sir Paul McCartney proudly announced that the 'world's most influential band' is to make a comeback - with just him in it! Ther...
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