Mountain View, CA - The internet search behemoth Google, well-known for altering their logo to commemorate such events as Thomas Edison's birthday and the 20th anniversary of Zero Wing, has secretly commissioned graphic designers to alter their logo...
DALLAS - One of the country's leading ladies lingerie franchises has just announced a major expansion. Appling Willacoochie, the CEO of the Dallas-based Rackalicious Firm, a subsidiary of the Tata's Group which owns 3,600 Tits 'R' Us nationwide ha...
Uber breasted glamour model and renowned gobshite, Jordan, who is really heartbroken over her failed marriage to Aussie wailer, Peter Andre, to the extent that she's been photographed topless, with a cage fighter... Well, anyway, she has given the...
After being initially snubbed by the USA and the Obama Administration by not being invited to take part in National Breast Appreciation Day, the UK has wholeheartedly embraced the concept following an American U-turn on Breast Policy which resulted i...
The United States Administration was today left reeling following another volte-face from the nation we describe ourselves as having a 'special relationship' with. UK Breast Ambassador for Miami/Dade, Cosmo Smallpiece PSP* expressed his utter and...
Manufacturers of brassieres have announced that they will participate in the celebration of National Breast Appreciation Day on Monday, September 28th. They will provide discounting to all department and clothing outlets and retailers and all bras s...
Former United States President George W. Bush explained the reasoning behind National Breast Appreciation Day to reporters, describing the reasoning behind an event that will now be celebrated in more than thirty countries. The holiday is scheduled...
People checking out their calendars might notice that Monday, September 28th, has been named as National Breast Awareness Day. The event is not tied to breast cancer, but to the appreciation of that part of the female anatomy. Research shows that...
In New York City, a religious question has led to a cleavage between two major groups over whether or not breast feeding is allowed on Yom Kippur, a national day of fasting for most Jews. Since this year's "National Breast Appreciation Day" just h...
Following the shock departure of Fern Britton's breasts from This Morning, showbiz reporter Stacky McHump confirms, that after some tense showbiz negotiations they will be appearing weekly on Strictly Cum Dancing. Fern's sumptuous baps follow a lo...
Mountain View, CA - Popular internet site Faceboob.web is suing a well-known social networking site for 'having a name suspiciously similar to our company's name'. According to sources, Faceboob founder Eric Titzler has hired a team of legal experts...
SACRAMENTO, California - The California Senate has just approved a bill which would allow female residents of California over the age of 27, the opportunity of performing their very own Mammograms in the privacy of their own home (apartment, condo, o...
A storm of controversy has erupted in the Miley Cyrus camp today when having her weekly checkup the doctor said "the left breast hung a fraction of a centimeter lower than the right breasts but don't worry this is quite common". Miley Cyrus broke do...
Scientists studying the actress Megan Fox in the movie Transformers 2 have calculated that it is indeed possible to set the time to her jiggling breasts. The beautiful star's bountiful assets so impressed young, male heterosexual scientists that t...
I guess it was due after Michael Jackson's death and all the freaky things going on with the Jackson family that one thing has certainly came out right, if you'll excuse the pun. A four year lawsuit has been declared dismissed after Janet Jackson'...
Los Angeles, CA - A medical emergency was declared on an Aeroflot plane last month. On June 13th Flight SU-321, from Moscow Sheremetyevo (Russia) to Los Angeles , was given priority landing as a result of a female passenger, Svetlana Starlight, 45,...
Dolly Parton, the 63 year old country singer most famous for her huge breasts, has announced today that her boobs have now sagged so much that they drag on the ground. "If I take off my bra, them puppies is bouncing off my feet. I gotta kick 'em...
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