Written by Skoob1999

Thursday, 10 September 2009

image for Jordan - Peed Off At Breast Appreciation Day - Gives It The Finger
I Love Myself So Much I Just Can't Stop Kissing My Own Shoulder.

Uber breasted glamour model and renowned gobshite, Jordan, who is really heartbroken over her failed marriage to Aussie wailer, Peter Andre, to the extent that she's been photographed topless, with a cage fighter...

Well, anyway, she has given the Breast Appreciation Day the big finger, the big 'Up Yours' and wants nothing to do with the whole affair.

The controversy was sparked when 'Breast Appreciation Day' guru, Hal A Peno of New Mexico told the flirty bint that only natural tits would count.

Jordan's tits are in no way natural, but they cost her so much that friends say she feels cheated.

The response from the committee of Breast Appreciation Day was to say:

"How come, if by your own admission, you're so gorgeous, do so many of your celebrity lovers say you're a crap shag? It's been well documented that getting a BJ from you is comparable to a shark attack.

"We want to applaud beautiful boobies. Not plastic ones. And your legs are way too skinny. Eat some food you daft cow!"

English rose, Keira Knightley declined to comment.

More mammary related mayhem as we get it.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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