Bra Companies to Participate in National Breast Appreciation Day

Funny story written by Throckmorton Turdblossom

Monday, 7 September 2009

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For the first time, bras will be sold by the pair!

Manufacturers of brassieres have announced that they will participate in the celebration of National Breast Appreciation Day on Monday, September 28th. They will provide discounting to all department and clothing outlets and retailers and all bras sold that day will be "buy one, get one free."

Mildred Waxman of Playform Bras also announced that her company will have their fitting experts out at most mall location department stores to assist women in buying the proper foundation garment. "A good fitting enhances a woman's appearance and sexual appeal and we want our customers to look their best."

Secretive Vicky's Lingerie Shops, not to be outdone by the Mall anchor stores, will also provide fashion shows with their internationally famous models. Company spokesperson Amanda Clair said that "we've made arrangements and our line will be featured on network television on most major networks that day."

Maidentex, another giant manufacturer of brassieres, will also participate in the holiday. Women and cross dressers buying at least three bras will receive a certificate good for a 50% discount on the teddy or nightie of their choice.

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