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Wednesday, 15 July 2009

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I guess it was due after Michael Jackson's death and all the freaky things going on with the Jackson family that one thing has certainly came out right, if you'll excuse the pun.

A four year lawsuit has been declared dismissed after Janet Jackson's left breast had sued her right breast over the right breast's appearance at the 38th Super Bowl halftime show.

"I'm glad that's finally over", stated Jackson. "Now I can rest without all that flopping around, especially at night."

Friends say that the key to the trial's outcome (again, no pun intended) was mostly decided by Justin Timberlake's testimony that it truly was an accident.

"I'll never believe that", stated the left breast, "but I'm tired of fighting this thing. At least the flipping has kept us both in good shape, BUT AT LEAST I'M NOT A SHOW-OFF!"

"Oh yeah! What about that time backstage and...." but her right breast was cut off in mid sentence as a bodyguard came out and broke my back.

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