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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston is pregnant

Jennifer Aniston is pregnant

With rumours flying around that Jennifer Aniston is back with John Mayer due to being pregnant - I finally tracked the source. I got the story directly from the horse's mouth - Angelina Jolie. She (Angie) says she cannot lie any longer. So I'll d...

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Funny story: Celebrity baby name scandal

Celebrity baby name scandal

Some think that David and Victoria Beckham started the surreal naming of children craze by naming their first child Brooklyn (after the bridge under which he was conceived), but the fad for bizarre children's names goes much further back, with Frank...

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Funny story: Brad & Angelina split

Brad & Angelina split

George Clooney was smiling broadly on the red carpet at the Cannes Film Festival, and looking, as always, sauve. The secret to his joy is not his nomination for a dramatic performance in his latest movie, but for his bedroom antics with Brad Pitt.

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Funny story: Brangelina & Tomcat Shock World, Adopt U.S. Babies

Brangelina & Tomcat Shock World, Adopt U.S. Babies

Falling out of the entertainment headlines for an entire week, two of Hollywood's most famous couples were quick to make announcements on the same day, regarding plans for the adoption of orphans from within the U.S. borders. Meeting with reporter...

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Funny story: Brangelina heading for Splitsville? Brad Shiloh and Jen seen in local boutique while Angie remains a no-show!

Brangelina heading for Splitsville? Brad Shiloh and Jen seen in local boutique while Angie remains a no-show!

Is there trouble in Brangelina land? Rumors have picked up pace that things are not quite as rosy as they seem with the Jolie-Pitt famille. An unnamed source said: "With six kids, lack of sleep and privacy Brad has been feeling more and more li...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie calls it quits!

Angelina Jolie calls it quits!

After a long and uncerimonious four word spat between her partner Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie has ended the three year old relationship that has had global media attention. Jolie is reported to have being seen slapping Pitt before screaming at him,...

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Funny story: Jack Nicholson livid at ex-CIA spook's Angelina Jolie, Sen John Edwards paternity claims

Jack Nicholson livid at ex-CIA spook's Angelina Jolie, Sen John Edwards paternity claims

Los Angeles - (Overactive Prostate Gland Mess): Hollywood's top cold war lothario and random inseminator of pointless randy women Jack Nicholson is spitting venom. A former top CIA official says Bill Clinton ordered a cover-up of the Cuckoo's Nest...

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Funny story: Barack Obama Selects Angelina Jolie as VP

Barack Obama Selects Angelina Jolie as VP

In a not-entirely-surprising move to political insiders, Barack Obama announced today his selection of Angelina Jolie as his Vice Presidential running mate. Ms. Jolie said that she was "thrilled" to be offered the prestigious position and said tha...

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Funny story: Brad and Angelina Nearly Come To Blows At Discovery Twins Look Like Billy Bob Thornton and Jennifer Aniston

Brad and Angelina Nearly Come To Blows At Discovery Twins Look Like Billy Bob Thornton and Jennifer Aniston

Hollywood mega-stars and U.N. parents of the year Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie nearly came to blows when they discovered that their newborn twins closely resemble their ex-lovers, Jennifer Aniston and Billy Bob Thornton. The newborns, who refused to...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Spoof Site To Be Set Up

Angelina Jolie Spoof Site To Be Set Up

A new spoof site about Angelina Jolie is to be set up later this year. It will feature articles about pregnancies, Angelina Jolie, babies, and even Brad Pitt, but nothing else, and it will also be published in Women's Gossip Magazine.

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Twins Look Like Arabs

Angelina Jolie Twins Look Like Arabs

The movie star Angelina Jolie has given birth to twin children in France but the kids look like they have an Arabic father possibly after Miss Jolie went to Algeria last October.

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Funny story: Angelina's Newborn Twins Marry Each Other

Angelina's Newborn Twins Marry Each Other

Padua Italy -- The newborn twins of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie married each other in a bizarre wedding ceremony early today. The 4-day old twins, Knox and Vivienne, were paid $1 billion each for the wedding photos.

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Funny story: Brad Pitt Confused By African-American Newborn Twins

Brad Pitt Confused By African-American Newborn Twins

Padua Italy-- Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt welcomed the birth of healthy twins over the weekend. The babies are beautiful but don't look anything like Brad. Both twins are blessed with chocolate coloured skin, kinky black hair and almond shaped...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt announce new twins! Then announce she's pregnant!

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt announce new twins! Then announce she's pregnant!

France - The couple known to the world as 'Brangelina' announced their new twins today. Mom and the babies were resting comfortably in the hospital.

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie gives birth to quads

Angelina Jolie gives birth to quads

In a surprise announcement, French Actress, Angelina Jolie has given birth to quadruplets. The incident happened at Lenval Hospital in Nice, France where the babies were delivered by Caesarian section on Saturday night. All four babi...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Gives Birth To Some More Bizarrely-Named Babies

Angelina Jolie Gives Birth To Some More Bizarrely-Named Babies

Hollywood actress Angelina Jolie has given birth to two beautiful bouncing twin babies at the Lenval hospital in Nice, France.

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Funny story: Astrologers behind Brangelina's Venus in Leo whelping

Astrologers behind Brangelina's Venus in Leo whelping

Cote d'Azur, France - (Starstruck Mess): LA astrologers are jubilant that trout-pout movie actress Angelina Jolie farrowed according to plan on Saturday 12 July just as the planet of glamor, sycophancy and megabux attention seeking was entering t...

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