Angelina's Newborn Twins Marry Each Other

Written by Fish

Wednesday, 16 July 2008

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Padua Italy -- The newborn twins of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie married each other in a bizarre wedding ceremony early today. The 4-day old twins, Knox and Vivienne, were paid $1 billion each for the wedding photos.

They are now the richest infants in human history and are literally billion-dollar babies.

The newborn nuptials were performed in a Catholic ceremony after Angelina made a large donation to the local parish. The babies were coached throughout the wedding ceremony by their parents.

"It was tough because they fell asleep a few times," gushed the joyous Ms. Jolie. "We decided if they cried it meant 'no' and if they were quiet it meant 'yes'. It was a very beautiful wedding," cried the mother of the bride.

"Now they will never be apart!" laughed the very rich star.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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