Written by Orvis Talbot

Monday, 14 July 2008

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Angelina Jolie 2 days before entering the hospital.

France - The couple known to the world as 'Brangelina' announced their new twins today. Mom and the babies were resting comfortably in the hospital.

Brad Pitt was in the delivery room and was 'a great help' to Angelina said their spokesperson. That statement was confirmed when immediately after the deliveries and just before she was moved to recovery, Mr. Pitt asked the doctors for 'a few minutes of alone time' with Ms. Jolie. Apparantly, they wasted no time, as later in the day they announced she was pregnant!

The pregnancy was confirmed by doctors at the hospital and her initial due date has been set as April 10, 2009.

They have also announced the names. For a girl, it's Vanilla Jellybean Jolie-Pitt and a boy will be Bob.

It's also rumored that they will be trying to have as many babies as possible before they die just so they can break the record in the Guiness Book of World Records which is currently 33 children held by a Mexican woman in North Carolina.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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