Brad Pitt Confused By African-American Newborn Twins

Funny story written by Fish

Monday, 14 July 2008

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Angie's Got a Secret

Padua Italy-- Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt welcomed the birth of healthy twins over the weekend. The babies are beautiful but don't look anything like Brad. Both twins are blessed with chocolate coloured skin, kinky black hair and almond shaped brown eyes. Brad Pitt is very confused.

"Everyone on my side of the family is either Swedish or Irish, maybe Angie has some black relatives. I don't know why the babies are black. Maybe I should ask Angie." said the perplexed star.

Angie didn't have an answer for Brad. She just rolled her eyes in the hospital bed and stared at the ceiling. She called hospital security to "remove the ding-dong" from the room.

After Brad was removed he went to look at the babies again.

"I still can't figure this out!" said the dizzy star. "One of the babies is named Knox. That's also the name of the nice meter reader that comes around once a month. Sometimes he has naps with Angie when they are sleepy. He's black too. Could that be something to do with it??" he said out loud to himself.

Brad stared at the babies for hours, still trying to solve the problem. Suddenly, he ran back into Angie's hospital room.

"Oh, I know what happened!" he shouted. "The babies are black because they have a black adopted brother. It's all coming together now!"

He jumped into bed with Angie and snuggled. Angie burst into tears and called security again.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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