Ottawa, Ontario - Mary Jo Kopechne, the daughter of Joseph Kopechne and Gwen Kopechne of Hull, Québec, is to be married Sunday to Edward M. Kennedy, the son of Rosemary E. Kennedy and Joseph P.Kennedy of Ottawa, Ontario. Dr.Norma Jean, a Universal Li...
Judy Shriver of Clearwater Florida sued the state of Florida to allow her to marry her dog Rover, who has been her partner for the last five years. Judy Shriver is not alone in her quest to legalize marriage between people and animals. She has received over ten thousand letters so far offering her donations to cover her legal costs as well as words of encouragement. This is her story. Wh...
(Garden Grove, CA - September 23, 2010)… A nightmarish prophecy from Evangelical Christians came to fruition early Thursday morning when it was revealed that local pets "Trooper" and "Cookie" were joined in holy matrimony. California, historica...
Wedded bliss was short-lived for one happily-married couple last week, when, on returning from a honeymoon in Scotland, the bride discovered that wedding cake she had sent to her workplace for dissemination amongst her colleagues, had been totally co...
Lady Gaga has almost completed an on-line course to become a priest, capable of marrying homosexual couples at her concerts. As a devout Catholic, this has angered the Roman Catholic church in two regards. "First off," said bishop Lee Basher, a...
Peter Johnson of Seaside, California has filed a petition in California court for the right to have a wedding for him and his penis. "If gays win the right to marry then I'm next", stated the red-headed Johnson. "I'm due to talk to some people in...
UK Report by Tori Banger - David Cameron and Nick Clegg have denied that their Coalition agreement requires them to undertake consideration of gay marriage. Neither of them is expecting a proposal at this stage. David said he'd got much more press...
Throughout the history of clinical psychology, well into the 20th century, it was standard to view homosexuality in terms of pathological models as a mental illness. Now that shrinks realize that you couldn't get a guy to gnaw the 'nana unless he...
The latest on singer Adam Lambert is that he and his on again, off again partner (Pun intended) is that they may become one of the couples to get hitched in San Francisco in the next few weeks, as soon as they can get a ruling. "If it doesn't, we'...
Niamey, Niger - Niger French speaking newspaper is reporting that two weeks ago radio personality Dr. Laura married twenty eight year old Nigel Samanya. A native of the western Africa republic of Niger. Nigel a Maracas and Vuvuzuela instructor a...
A shocking new report reveals that it isn't just homophobes who oppose gay marriage, it's also opposed by gay men who can't commit. The report, which surveyed over 1000 couples, found that 50% of them didn't want anything to do with gay marriage.
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Friends Against Gay Sex, Carpetmunching Relationships And Marriage (FAGSCRAM) announced today that they have acquired the necessary signatures on their petition to put the Gay-Marriage issue back on the ballot in November. Beca...
In a surprising announcement today, television evangelist Pat Robertson announced that he supported the legalization of gay marriage for the citizens of Mexico. On his television program, The 700 Club, Robertson explained his position. "Legalizing ga...
Titles are added to someone's name to reveal certain qualifications for performance. In other words, we use them to impress other people. Anyway, it is acceptable provided the advertised achievements are properly sanctioned. A hen, with newly hatched chicks, ruffles her feathers so that she is not taken as a birdie; she's larger than life. No one objects to this custodianship. We can...
And they said it couldn't be done! Two popular TheSpoof.com writers have been surreptitiously conducting their on-line romance via spoofs unbeknown to others. Now in an incredible fairy-tale ending that could only happen on TheSpoof.com, CEO Ma...
California residents and voters are happy that they have been disenfranchised. They say that their government, who they have elected, must obviously know more about what they want and need than they do. A few years ago, the California Legislature...
Gay couples in California are cheering their opportunity to once again tie the knot. They say that they are happy for the ability to be married and live as husband and husband (or wife and wife). Their happiness, however, has been tempered by one r...
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