Barranquilla - In breaking news former President Bill Clintons foundation has withdrawn its grant to the school started by pop superstar Shakira. The staff at the school Pies Descalzos College in Barranquilla, whose aim is to help underprivileged...
London - (Seedy Ass Mess): In a startling development this afternoon lawyers acting for fetid former come-back kid Bill Clinton obtained a gagging order forbidding UK media from publishing his DNA paternity test results re Jade Goody. The feckless...
New York Mayor Mike Bloomberg has announced that Bill Clinton will have the honor of pushing the button that lowers the Times Square New Year's Eve Ball again next New Year's Eve. According to CBS News, next year's ball "could once again double th...
US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, reflecting on her life in the public spotlight, said Saturday she misses ordinary pleasures, like sex, but has no regrets about her choice of public service. "It's no different on the road as Secretary of Sta...
The newly appointed Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has reportedly slapped the French President's wife Carla Bruni Sarkozy last night in New York. They were attending a fund raising dinner held in the aid of procrastinator's around the world wh...
Sacramento/CA/ German-American Science News - Barely in power one day, and the Clinton Cabinet surrounding President Barack O'Bama is urging an immediate surgical strike to cut off the powerful opposition led by House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Sena...
Two and a half tons of marijuana was discovered in an Afghani school, leading authorities to inspect other students' lockers only to discover twice that much in opium stashed away. "These enemy combatants think they can hide their drugs from us?"...
December 20, 2008 - The Republican National Committee issued a report this Wednesday blaming Bill Clinton for the current recession. According to a compilation of leading market indicators, they have confirmed the economic downturn in progress began...
A national magazine has caught the ex-Prez, Bill Clinton with mistresses #12 and 35, like the Rainy Day Women song by Bob Dylan. #12 is one that's been around awhile according to the National Gossiper. She's 46-year-old Julie McKeen and has finall...
Little Cock, Arkansas - (ReUterus & Sordid Ass Mess): Brunei's top fugitive mobster Prince Jefri Archer donated $10 million to Bill Clinton's Presidential Fantasy Factory...er, Charitable Foundation! - according to records released today. Jefr...
Arundel, West Sussex - (Lewinsky Prequel Mess): The Clinton presidential era fiction factory is headed for a massive pre-Obama inauguration shock. The feckless GOP-fellating lothario stands accused of abusing his presidential orifice powers by usi...
A Limerick About Bill & Hillary A Love Limerick There was a statesman named Bill Whose wife would, down his back, cause such a chill "I'll just tell the Prez it'd be great If he'd make her Secretary of State So I won't have to dump her in a Jersey land-fill."...
Ny/NY / Campaign Times - The Clintons announced today they are facing another JOINT Political crisis. This time it involves their "empty" wallet and not one of their wayward penises! Following a Spoof Scoop of Aug. 24, 2008, "Hillary Broke! Fo...
Paris/Vanity Unfair - In a spending spree on personal perks, clothing, palace renovations , and transportation accommodations not seen here since Marie Antoinette, newly appointed Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton has single handedly provid...
Ex-President Bill Clinton has been picked by President-Elect Barack Obama to be the next Ambassador to Somalia. The announcement will come sometime next week. One pre-condition was that he destroy all the phone numbers of all the women he's harasse...
It has been announced today that ex President Bill Clinton has been appointed to the role of Senior Janitor within the White House premises. The role has been created especially for Clinton as he knows the building intimately and he would have ap...
President Elect Barack Obama, in a candid moment at a Washington D.C. bar, claimed that he has a bigger penis than anyone else ever elected to the office. When told that this was not fully verifiable for the dead presidents, Obama said, "Maybe not a...
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