London - (Seedy Ass Mess): In a startling development this afternoon lawyers acting for fetid former come-back kid Bill Clinton obtained a gagging order forbidding UK media from publishing his DNA paternity test results re Jade Goody.
The feckless old rogue had used a little-known clause in the UK's Freedom of Disinformation Bill after a calling on the usual nudge-nudge wink-wink arrangement with the British government.
This stopped publication of clues to how the dead reality tv contestant somehow managed to amass a staggering £5 million fortune despite vener having done a real day's work in her entire pointless life.
Chelsea Clinton is five months pregnant.....don't ask!
