Clinton Cabinet Urges Obama to Give The San Andreas Fault a Little Help @ Disappear Pelosi!

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Thursday, 22 January 2009

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Emanuel Pushes Obama Toward Political Cleansing: Bye Bye California!

Sacramento/CA/ German-American Science News - Barely in power one day, and the Clinton Cabinet surrounding President Barack O'Bama is urging an immediate surgical strike to cut off the powerful opposition led by House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senator Diane Feinstine (D/CA).

Spearheading the attack is inactive Mossad Agent, and O'Bama chief of staff, Rahm Emanuel who espouses the "take no prisoner" attitude toward anyone he sees as a rival for the Clinton control over the inexperienced,but articulate, President.

According to inside sources at a CIA "skunk works", with close ties to Army Special Forces Units, a dooms day scenario has already been worked out.

It includes the detonation of already in place low yield nuclear war heads along the 800 mile San Andreas Fault that stretches from Baha, through Los Angeles, San Francisco and points north. According to Rosie O'Donnell, the bomb squad is the same group headed by Dick Cheney that took down the Twin Towers at the World Trade Center.

Emanuel is urging the President that this surgical strike will accomplish a host of positive affirmative actions in his first days of office, as well as solve several pressing problems.

Among the problems is the continued criminal element forcing itself into the state of California, which is all but bankrupt and in need of a financial bailout.
With most of California sliding off into the Pacific, the national glut of abandoned houses will immediately be reduced by at least 15%, thereby spurring home sales in more reasonable parts of the country. Gang activity will be wiped out, as well as the states huge deficit, not to mention a host of embarrassing Hollywood A-D List celebrities.

With the loss of most of California, Pelosi , Feinstein, and the troublesome Rep. Governor Arnold Schwartzenegger will be disenfranchised, and no longer be a political impediment to the CLINTON DOCTRINE.

Unspoken, even among the cabal, is the fact that a NATIONAL DISASTER will enable the President's puppet-masters to call for immediate MARTIAL LAW in the US, thereby freezing any further interference with their agenda to align themselves with France and the EU in their march toward aggressive socialism.

Chris Matthews, alerted to the Political Cleansing Plan, is said to be "tingling all over", and even referred to the President as "BOOM BOOM O'BAMA" in his nightly infomercial.

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