Barranquilla - In breaking news former President Bill Clintons foundation has withdrawn its grant to the school started by pop superstar Shakira.
The staff at the school Pies Descalzos College in Barranquilla, whose aim is to help underprivileged children in the city, are said to be devastated by the news.
While staff members were ordered not to discuss the news. A member of the staff Senorita Yaderi agreed to talk with the AP off the record.
"Thee man es a pig" she said "he giva tha dinero an thinka the chicas are all hees"
A spokesman for the sultry pop superstar Shakira also weighed in on the scandal
"it seems Mr. Clinton, felt that by donating the money, got to buy the young girls for his pleasure" he also added "we knew this could possibly happen as Clintons reputation in Latin America precedes him, and he also made certain requests of our pop princess"
We asked for more details and were told that for the grant money Shakira, dressed in her famous belly dancing outfit had to bring cigars and cocaine to Clintons room.
"of course she refused" said the spokesman "despite her reputation, Shakira is a clean living girl, whose only vice is the passion of the flesh" he also said "and there was no way in hell, she fancied that bulbous nosed, ugly, old git"
A Clinton spokesperson said that the former President denied the accusations, though he admitted he had fantasized about Shakiras hips and his cigars, when he was last banging Hillary, doggy style back in 1998, whatever the hell that means.
