Bill Cheats #12 & 35

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Saturday, 20 December 2008

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Pictured: Doll #42

A national magazine has caught the ex-Prez, Bill Clinton with mistresses #12 and 35, like the Rainy Day Women song by Bob Dylan.

#12 is one that's been around awhile according to the National Gossiper. She's 46-year-old Julie McKeen and has finally dumped Clinton after 5 years, which has apparently put Mr Clinton in a "Tail-Spin" seeking here and there during his wife's run for the office of President.

The lady has even been contributing to the Dems so maybe he's not been a total loss for Hillary.

Also, there's #35 who is a secret at the present time and we do not wish to release the wrong person's name like one of the other tabloids with the three ladies six months ago that turned out to be #13, #15 and #42 sex dolls whose makers sued them. Lost. But got hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of free publicity.

Meanwhile Bill the Cat is still on the prowl.

Police advise that if you hear him in your neighborhood at night, hurl some shoes at him or have the wife walk outside in a pantsuit.

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