Puerto Rico's objection to Pop Star Madonna's attempt to adopt Juicer Alex Rodriguez has been contested in the World Court by the Dominican Republic. The Attorney Generalissimo of the DR, Freyito Bandaidito objected furiously to PR's Interference in...
London - (Sad Ass Mess): Entertainer Madonna has boobed bigtime with the fiasco of her latest adoption attempts in Malawi. That's London columnists' general gibe as the daughter of Pope Joe Ratzinger and Myra Hindley drowns her sorrows with copiou...
Lucian Freud, one of the best known, and most successful portrait painters of the late great twentieth century when things we're simpler and dirt stayed in the gutter, is once again in the headlines. In a recent string of young women reclining be...
WASILLA, Alaska - Madonna, fresh from dumping baseball superstar A-Rod and Brazilian super model Jesus Luz has reportedly been seen having dinner with none other than Levi Johnston, 18, the ex-future son-in-law of Gov. Sarah Palin. Johnston uncari...
Following her recent reversal in the High Court of Malawi, Madonna is to adopt Jelly Babies. An insider revealed "Really it is better for all concerned. Madonna is a little bit bonkers so a real child would not be a good idea. And the three real kids...
Madonna's ex-husband has insisted he fully supported the singer's attempt to adopt another child from Malawi. Film director Guy Ritchie issued a statement hours after the bid to adopt Mercy James, was dismissed by a High Court judge to express his...
Just when the Material girl thought she had acquired her latest foreign adoption, the trade deal fell through. US Commonwealth Puerto Rico has denied the Dance Like an Egyptian Queen her adoption of Alex Rodriguez. Rumours were flying about the froun...
(New York-NY) Allow me to step out from behind my "Wizard of Oz" like curtain of news parody, gentle reader. (And I mean "reader" literally judging from my weekly page views.) And allow me to address one reader in particular, Madonna Louise Ciccone. (Yes, the contradiction is not lost on me that in the same paragraph I claim an anemic readership I also claim that one of the most influential, not t...
Reports coming from Manchester appear to support the rumour that Madonna plans to adopt another small orphan from another war torn and divided city. Manchester based solicitors for the multi millionairess popstar, 'Madferit, Avit and Skrike' have...
Pop star, slightly faded, two previous owners, needs new home. Has own underwear and make-up, will only sing when you are out of the house. Can dance, but please do not allow to try and act. Or sing. No children, but will accept yours as her own, as long as they're not normal American ones that make for no publicity. Has all own teeth and hair, will help housewife when husband isn't about, t...
Madonna has put the turbulent history of adopting children behind her and returned David Banda to Mali, much to the annoyance of his Father three thousand miles away in Malawi. "I will no longer be adopting children" she told a mass of reporters o...
Pop diva Madonna has offered to adopt the children of the Home Secretary. Madge made the dramatic offer in Malawi, where she is already shopping for new additions to her family. Asked why she had singled out children who have living, healthy pare...
NEW YORK CITY - Madonna fresh from divorcing Guy Ritchie and dating A-Rod, and a teenage Brazilian male model revealed to ABC's Barbara Walters that she finds OctuMom positively sexy. Madonna said that the mother of 14 has the most sensuously erot...
After decades of the news being filled with totally and utterly and mind-numbingly uninteresting stories about half-decent dancer Madonna, it came as a shock to people that Madonna actually IS interesting. 'I was surprised', Mrs. Ethel Reddy said,...
A Rock star arrived in Malawi seeking mercy. Madonna has returned to the country where she bought (surely adopted?) a child. On arrival she declared "I've come here for mercy. I will not leave without mercy." Many people find the prospect of rich,...
The pop world was in shock this morning after it was revealed that Madonna, already the mother of two of her own children, as well as that Malawian kid, is to adopt her very own father, Silvio "Tony" P. Ciccone! Mr Ciccone is reported to be "pleas...
Rock Idol, Madonna has been in the tabloids perverted version of news lately for a potpourri of escapades. her Kabala love affair with Yankee juicer AFraud, a recent divorce and yet another sexsually exhibitionist world tour tentatively billed as Hot...
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