Following her recent reversal in the High Court of Malawi, Madonna is to adopt Jelly Babies. An insider revealed "Really it is better for all concerned. Madonna is a little bit bonkers so a real child would not be a good idea. And the three real kids are sure to like their new brothers and sisters."
Madonna is believed to be annoyed at the decision in Malawi. She claims that not living in Malawi should not count against her. However she does not expect there to be any such problems with her latest plan. It is not thought that the High Courts will impose a residency qualification. Madonna should be able to take her chosen Jelly Babies home with her as soon as she likes.
Legal expert John Cole of Nova and Mews Solicitors said "As long as she doesn't bite the heads off she will have no problem. She just needs to walk in and pay for them. Which is exactly what she tried to do in Malawi."
Also, Jelly Babies do not have a real father who may come forward to ruin the star's plans.
