Rubbish Tip Island, off the North Coast of the EU$$R: England may have retained the Ashes in Cricket in Australia where there have been 'Biblical floods', but Great Britain is 'drowning' in 'Biblical Rubbish! All over the British Isles in gardens...
A sneak peak at the Spoof's almanac for 2011 predicts the effects of waning readership tastes regarding female genitalia, but rising interest in male enhancement techniques as the world's population of heterosexuals continues to decline. Citing...
After a sensational contest in the Ukrainian Parliament, resulting in six opposition MPs being taken to hospital with concussion, the application by Ukraine to join the EEC was unanimously approved in Brussels today. In Ukraine, as Opposition MPs...
Neil and Glenys Kinnock were seen waving their Zimmer frames with delight in Trafalgar Square as it was announced that Britain was no longer a member of the EU. "Were they not being a bit hypocritical," enquired a passing journalist, "since they...
The Economic Union (EU) today was the first to recognize the fledgling new government of the United States after it was announced that a new ruling coalition of Barry Hussein Obama, and William Jefferson Clinton, had dissolved Congress, reinstated...
The EU has introduced ground-breaking regulations which, finally, take the danger out of Christmas. A raft of new legislation has been produced by Brussels, which is now being distributed to all EU member nations by President Herman Van Rumpypumpy's...
The bicycle riding, toasted cheese sandwich, pickle egg sucking editor of the Spoof.Com today, said he was giving in to new government demands to include more women and the 'less articulate' in addition to other 'minorities' in a drive to provide 'a...
Google has claimed a European Commission investigation into the company following complaints from other search engines could be in breach of the very privacy laws it circumvents with aplomb. The EC intends to examine whether the worlds largest se...
From our stereotypes desk: - Ireland was continuing to defy the rest of Europe this morning, insisting it didn't need to be bailed out by other Euro Zone members. Partners in the zone are concerned that if Ireland's economy collapses it could take...
With the mid term elections results all but confirmed, and the GOP taking back Congress, making significant gains in the Senate and in the process halting the advancement of the Obama takeover, several left leaning progressive liberal states have s...
An uneasy compromise was reached between UK authorities and the European Union yesterday over the extent of Coleen Rooney's bosom. Following the publication of pictures of the Rooneys on holiday in Dubai, speculation about whether Coleen's breasts...
The size of Coleen Rooney's bosom is causing diplomatic tension within the European Union. Pictures in the world's press yesterday of Coleen and Wayne on holiday in Dubai sparked speculation that Coleen's breasts had expanded recently. While m...
With peace talks failing, bombs continuing to go off, the Clintons' bogged down in trying to divvy up the spoils from an outpouring of money for the Haiti boondoggle and Jimmy Carter campaigning to move up to #9 in the "Ten Worst President List", t...
In a shocking report just released today by the European Union Council of Ministers regarding the Human Rights and Health and Safety of Incarcerated Felons, Joran van der Sloot has been granted a humanitarian release by the Peruvian government when i...
Kangaroo meat is low in fat, healthy to eat, and by all accounts, rather tasty - and yet the European Union appear to be all set to ban it. Why? Concerns have been raised over hygiene, and the fact that kangaroo hunters bash little joey's heads...
American spies working in Europe have uncovered secret plans to attack America. Britain, angered by Obamas retoric against, BP will lead the first wave by bombing the statue of Liberty followed by Kraft/Cadbury's Chocolate manufacturers factory an...
UK consumers are no longer allowed to buy eggs by the dozen under new laws implemented by the EU. Eggs, fruit, bread, rolls donuts, crumpets and other products must be sold by weight instead of by number. England has been exempt from this confusing...
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