Rome: The Senate vote on withdrawing soldiers from Mesopotamia transpired in 112 BC and the legions are slowly returning to Rome. Emperor Obamicus now rules the empire, carrying the scepter and the burden of empire on his shoulders. Senator Obami...
Washington DC: The Affordable Health Care for America Act (HR 3962) has a Standards and Compliance section, beginning on page 1517. House Speaker Pelosi and House Representatives of both parties never mentioned this section during the floor debate.
Washington DC: Presidential Press Secretary Robert Gibbs announced that following the passage of a health care reform bill or a cap and trade bill, President Obama will focus on US deficit reduction. The president asked House Speaker Pelosi to ta...
Boston MA: Each year various news organizations determine words or phrases that are overused and become annoyingly trite. A new report published by a leading New England University considers good English words that are often used badly. Some examples are: 1. The fight ended when the ruffian was kicked in the gentiles. 2. She went to the Gynecologist to have her Virginia examined. 3. T...
Greenbelt MD: Space scientists and engineers have stared at Mars ever since Galileo first saw the red planet in 1610. The nagging question always has been, was there ever intelligent life on Mars? Commencing in the late twentieth century NASA beca...
Simi Valley CA: The Ronald Reagan Republican Rehabilitation (R4) Ranch for recovering liberals has added a new wing to its current facilities. A brief ribbon cutting ceremony was followed by family members and former Reagan administration officials g...
Washington DC: The Anti Boobs Coalition (ABC) plans a million women march in the nation's capital, to protest against women going bare breasted. ABC has "its tits in a wringer" over those recently formed topless women's advocacy groups that claim...
The Streets of Bordello Falls Chapter Six The Rabbi Comes to Town Recap: Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 | Chapter 5 Bordello Falls continues to "grow like Topsy!" There must be at least 1,500 residents, counting the permanent residents, cows, sheep, cow hands, transient miners, roadrunners and banditos. There are new Protestant denomina...
Milan Italy: An amazing musical find was announced today. A lost late 18th Century operatic work, "The Marriage of Farfalle," attributed to Luigi Angelo Marinara was found hidden behind a wall at Trattoria Alfredo. The La Scala Opera House is pla...
New Deli IN: The Indian prime minister welcomed the new Chinese prime minister on her first visit to the Indian capital city. The red carpet treatment was extended to the visiting Chinese dignitary on a beautifully cool and clear summer day. Follo...
Washington DC: President Obama today put the US economic recovery, the war in Afghanistan/Pakistan, Iran's nuclear bomb development, the Israeli-Arab peace conference, health care reform, cap and trade and US relations with the Russians on hold.
Washington DC: President Obama met with Russian Federation President Dmitry Medvedev at the White House. As part of the "resetting of relations" with Russia, a great amount of USSR archival information is being released to the USA. During the lat...
Fairbanks AK: A tall thin older gentleman with long white hair, wearing a blue parka bedecked with rhinestones, carrying a "Teddy Bear" showed up at an environmentalist protest meeting here. He looked vaguely familiar to the assembled throng, which g...
Washington DC: President Obama met with 150 medical doctors, from 50 states, to garner their support for his health care reform initiative. Subsequently at the White House, Democratic Party spin doctors met with the president, Press Secretary Gibbs a...
Washington DC: President Obama signed the Health Care Reform bill today. Buried on page 4203 is the establishment of a cadre of federal Food Busybody Inspectors (FBI) or the "food police." The first unit of FBI agents has been training at an under...
Secaucus NJ: The Hoboken Institute of Standards Technology (HIST) has released the latest political and pop culture measurement units. HIST updates this list every 10 years to keep up with the happenings in Washington DC and Hollywood. For those readers not familiar with such a list here is an example; 1 Hitler is the absolute measurement of evil in the world, thus a number of milli or micro Hi...
Santa Catalina CA: California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has sold a two square mile corner of Santa Catalina Island to a group of extreme environmentalists for $42 billion. This amount exactly equals the state's current budget deficit. An int...
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