Boobs to March Against Bare Boobs in Washington DC

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Monday, 26 October 2009

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Washington DC: The Anti Boobs Coalition (ABC) plans a million women march in the nation's capital, to protest against women going bare breasted.

ABC has "its tits in a wringer" over those recently formed topless women's advocacy groups that claim going topless is a constitutional right protected by the 10th amendment. This case is pending before the US Supreme Court.

The ABC was founded at Bethel NY in 1969, after the Woodstock NY Festival, as a women's organization chartered to fight "free love." The organization went national, moving to the capital city. ABC is still mainly focused on the single issue of preventing women from participating in free sex. ABC's motto is "No free milk, you must buy the cow!"

The ABC recently announced its campaign to achieve a national prohibition of "free love" through a constitutional amendment. An extensive congressional lobbying campaign is also planned. However, going topless has added "a new set of big challenges" to ABC's mission.

The topless women's advocacy groups counter demonstrations to the ABC march are being touted as a second "Breast Appreciation Day." Tens of thousands of bare breasted women will be converging on the National Mall and the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool. Washington DC police are expected to "have their hands full." Both groups of boobs will be headed to Capitol Hill after the demonstrations, to lobby Congress "tit for tat."

The presidential press secretary announced that the chief executive will be away, vacationing at Grand Teton National Park during the demonstrations.

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