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Funny story: Drunk driving found to be pretty fun

Drunk driving found to be pretty fun

In what might be the biggest blow to anti-drunk driving laws and advocates since the introduction of the Chrysler Minibar, top alcoholics have proven drunk driving to be "hella fun." Although the theory had been known to many for many years...

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Funny story: InBev Purchases Anheuser-Busch for Pennies After an Intoxicating Offer

InBev Purchases Anheuser-Busch for Pennies After an Intoxicating Offer

St. Louis, MO -- Late Wednesday night, the two beer giants met in a secret meeting behind closed doors. Several weeks ago, American brewer Anheuser-Busch rejected Belgian brewer InBev's $46.3 billion offer. After InBev launched a hostile takeov...

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Funny story: Wimbledon Final Delayed by Philip's Drinking

Wimbledon Final Delayed by Philip's Drinking

The longest Wimbledon final in history was marred twice Sunday by a shameless public drinking display by Prince Philip.

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Funny story: Benefits of Red Wine

Benefits of Red Wine

A new study was released this week; giving more evidence as to the benefits of moderate Wine drinking. The Institute of North American Winos, headquarter in Harlem New York, published its results online.

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Funny story: Utah governor introduces new alcohol law

Utah governor introduces new alcohol law

Salt Lake City, Utah - In an attempt to make the beehive states already confusing liquor laws even more mind blowing, Utah governor Hyrum Smith III introduced the "Sippy-cup law".

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Funny story: Man Gets Drunk After Girlfriend Chucks Him

Man Gets Drunk After Girlfriend Chucks Him

Reports have come in suggesting that a man has got drunk after his girlfriend chucked him. The man, rumored to be Welsh, was seen drinking heavily on a night out. He is thought to have been in some films with some quite famous people, but is not as g...

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Funny story: College Drinker's Alphabet

College Drinker's Alphabet

A - Alcohol: The key to surviving college. B - Beer: The most disgusting alcohol of all, but great for chugging.

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Funny story: Alcohol 'cuts risk of arthritis'

Alcohol 'cuts risk of arthritis'

Drinking alcohol cuts the risk of developing arthritis by half, Swedish research has suggested.

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Funny story: Alcohol Drug Pushers Promote Their Product's Contribution to Longevity and Protection from Heart Disease and Arthritis!

Alcohol Drug Pushers Promote Their Product's Contribution to Longevity and Protection from Heart Disease and Arthritis!

Most people think of the liquor salesman as just a curbstone up from the guttersnipe that sells crack cocaine. But latest medical studies have elevated this addictive drug entrepreneur to the heights of a healing shaman. The studies report that alcoh...

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Funny story: Today's London Dry Metro Seems a Scary Place

Today's London Dry Metro Seems a Scary Place

Canada Dry may be a harmless little ale of ginger. Martini Dry sounds like a thirsty Italian. But the London Dry Metro became a house of horrors. Last night's Farewell to Alcohol Party looked like the worst things could get, all with the vomiting...

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Funny story: Boris Booze Ban - first casualty

Boris Booze Ban - first casualty

After Boris Johnson's controversial decision to ban alcohol on London transport, one 62 year old gentleman is paying a hefty price for 'flouting the ban'.

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Funny story: Scottish Youth Drinking Plans Criticised

Scottish Youth Drinking Plans Criticised

Charities and politicians in Scotland have criticised British government proposals to stop underage teenagers from not drinking. Parents who don't allow their children to drink in public could be prosecuted for allowing under-14s to be regularly...

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Funny story: 24-hour drinking not being taught properly says Archbishop

24-hour drinking not being taught properly says Archbishop

In a scathing attack on the drinks industry, the Archbishop of Canterbury, Rowan Atkinson, riding high on the success of his new movie "Archbishop Bean", is one of several cross-religion senior clerics to slam 24-hour drinking.

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Funny story: Gin it to win it

Gin it to win it

An alarming report has been published which has discovered that on Friday 14th April, 2008, 92% of Londoners were drunk, tipsy or paralytic.

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Funny story: Scottish Scientists Discover Alcohol Causes Memory Loss

Scottish Scientists Discover Alcohol Causes Memory Loss

Lead scientist Dr. Fergus McFaddie of the University of Edinburgh announced today that alcohol causes memory loss. This is the seventh or eighth time that Dr. McFaddie has made this announcement in the last three years or maybe it has been four.

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Funny story: Drunk Elephant just can't forget

Drunk Elephant just can't forget

Sam, an Elephant in Dudley zoo just can't forget, despite the fact that he drinks every night.

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Funny story: Appeal Judge's son dead in Catatonia

Appeal Judge's son dead in Catatonia

Italy - (Perplexing Mess): Mystery surrounds the death of the son of a prominent UK Appeal Lord who died in Sicily's Catatonia just days after police frogmarched him to rehab.

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