Following self-proclaimed successful rocket testing to the outer atmosphere, which included small reptiles that reportedly survived the flight, Iran will expand their space program to include Mujahedin warriors on test flights to the moon. On thei...
Iran today launched a rocket into space carrying a dozen worms a rat and two turtles. President Ahmadinejad has now stated that they will soon be sending a manned rocket into space and this has clearly worried America. Forget weapons of mass dest...
CAMEL DROPPINGS, Iran - The Iranian Minister of War has confirmed, previously unconfirmed reports, that yes, it is a fact that his country plans on invading France on Feb. 11, 2010. When the French government heard the news, they immediately began...
In a special appearance before United Nations inspectors whom he had invited to Iran, it's president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad welcomed the men and women to Tehran personally. "We will later this morning tour our nuclear facilities and I welcome you on...
Israeli defense officials have revealed the development of a 'Kosher bomb' which might be deployed in the event that Iran launches a missile attack against the Jewish homeland. Iran has promised to 'wipe Israel off the map' as soon as feasible.
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has announced this morning that he will allow United Nations inspectors to come visit their nuclear facilities just as soon as their "present project" is completed. "We welcome the UN inspectors and the whole world to come see...
Unlike the laptop found with Iranian nuclear secrets on a while ago that turned out to be a Mossad fake this time its claimed the documents regarding irans nuclear trigger are genuine. Having had the docs translated it can be revealed they state t...
Dozens of people - wow, dozens in a country with over 60 million people, not propaganda this, whew - yes, DOZENS have been arrested in the United Kingdom after violent confrontations between police and anti-government protesters on the streets of the...
In a compassionate act of international trust and goodwill aimed at demonstrating to the world that Iran is not run by an unruly, medieval bunch of weird-beards lead by a peasant, warmongering ignoramus, the British sailors held captive off the coast...
Iranian President, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad gave a greater insight today into the reasons behind Iran's nuclear programme. "We are shocked and appalled at the idea that people suspect us of trying to create a Nuclear Missile. We would consider somethin...
Vienna - (Fallout): "Absolutely no suspicious circumstances" was how one UN spokesman described the death of yet another UK official from the Comprehensive Nuclear-Test-Ban Treaty Organization. The mysterious plunge took place during tense discuss...
October 16, 1903 LONDON, UK - His Majesty King Edward VII blasted the rogue nation known as the "U.S.A." today for its new aeronautic tests at Kitty Hawk, saying the world must "stand up" to Washington, D.C. and demand that they renounce their "aeronautic/dynamitic ambitions". In Trafalgar Square, King Edward said that these continued tests threaten the peace and stability of the Empires of...
London - (Tremors): The nuclear proliferation industry's evil twins are bang on target for a seismic catastrophe. Seismologists at the UN's International Parasitology Division are linking rumblings beneath the Buckingham Palace swimming pool and I...
TEHRAN, Iran - Iran's Revolutionary Guard Air Force commander, General Hohofu Hezbaloni, 71, has informed the world's media that his beloved country (who's name has a subject and a verb) has just successfully fired off three standard-sized test drill...
Sources within the major intelligence services of the world, including the UK and France, have today stated that Iran may be building a secret Rhum Ba Ba enrichment plant that could soon be operational; according to a senior aide to the country's Sup...
Pittsburgh - The G20 meeting here closed with a statement by President Obama that "The United States will not tolerate the development of large breasted women in Iran in through either natural or artificial means in contravention with International a...
(Pittsburgh-PA) According to a speech at the recent G-20 Summit by President Barack Obama, the United States has "detailed evidence" that "Iran has been building a covert uranium enrichment facility." The speech mentioned the location of the Ira...
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