New document found exposes Irans nuclear trigger.Its definitely not a fake either.

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Monday, 14 December 2009

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Unlike the laptop found with Iranian nuclear secrets on a while ago that turned out to be a Mossad fake this time its claimed the documents regarding irans nuclear trigger are genuine.

Having had the docs translated it can be revealed they state the following :-

"Oy vey where are we gonna get one of those baitsim triggers from.

"The balmalocha says we need some for our big bombs and stuff.

"Are you eating that bagel?"

For its part Iran has remained silent preferring to get on with the business of oppressing its citizens and generally being twats.

A spokesman for the Israelis stated :-

"Our translators are working overtime producing this crap now damn well believe it or we will go bomb some Palestinian kids again."

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