Copycat plunge as British nuclear expert in 120ft mystery death fall?

Funny story written by queen mudder

Thursday, 22 October 2009

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Jumping season for UN nuclear officials in the latest round of IRAnian talks

Vienna - (Fallout): "Absolutely no suspicious circumstances" was how one UN spokesman described the death of yet another UK official from the Comprehensive Nuclear-Test-Ban Treaty Organization.

The mysterious plunge took place during tense discussions about IRAnian nuclear activities which have been simmering near boiling point all year.

Police say the unnamed 47 year-old official fell from the 17th floor of the UN building in Vienna just four months after another British UN worker also died in a similar tragedy.

In July 2003 UN nuclear weapons expert Dr David Kelly was found 'suicided' on an Oxfordshire hillock after testifying before a House of Commons Committee on the UK's WMD fantasy factory.

Austrian police are treating this week's incident as unexplained.

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