Iran release British sailors

Funny story written by Steddyeddy

Wednesday, 2 December 2009

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the suspect high grade plutonium prior to being destroyed

In a compassionate act of international trust and goodwill aimed at demonstrating to the world that Iran is not run by an unruly, medieval bunch of weird-beards lead by a peasant, warmongering ignoramus, the British sailors held captive off the coast have been released.

Originally mistaking the Kingdom Of Bahrain racing yacht for a Barracuda class nuclear attack submarine with sails, the leader of the Iranian Revolutionary Guard, Major Dum Blond, said that there was indeed no evidence of nuclear armaments on board the submarine-style yacht. However, a controlled explosion, based on the Iranians love of blowing British things up, was carried out on what the Iranian Revolting Guards felt was a suspicious black, metal and glass box - it seems that 'Samsung 900 Microwave' translates as 'high grade plutonium' in Iranian.

The Iranian Revolting Guards later issued on the spot fines prior to letting the British sailors free, including a fixed penalty for using a mobile phone while sailing, using a radar without an Iranian TV licence, parking on a double-yellow sealine and sailing in a manner likely to cause offence to Grand Ayatollah Doncomanycloser.

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