Written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 3 February 2010

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CAMEL DROPPINGS, Iran - The Iranian Minister of War has confirmed, previously unconfirmed reports, that yes, it is a fact that his country plans on invading France on Feb. 11, 2010.

When the French government heard the news, they immediately began drawing up the surrender papers.

Jean Claude Croissant, a spokesperson for the French government stated that his country is willing to do whatever the Iranian government requests just as long as they do not invade France and mess up things like the Eiffel Tower, The Louvre Museum, and the dozens of French Fry factories.

Croissant was asked by the BBC why his country is so quick to surrender. Croissant did not miss a beat as he replied, "Because eat ease what we Frensh do best."

Jean Claude Croissant says that any donations to The French Defense Fund can be mailed directly to him or to his wife Mrs. Jean Claude Croissant.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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