TEHRAN, Iran - Iran's Revolutionary Guard Air Force commander, General Hohofu Hezbaloni, 71, has informed the world's media that his beloved country (who's name has a subject and a verb) has just successfully fired off three standard-sized test drill missiles.
The three Norwegian made missiles were christened The Camel #001, The Sand Crab #002, and The Mirage Hotel #003.
When reporters asked General Hezbaloni how the test drills went he smiled and replied that the test drills went off damn jolly good, to use a British cliche.
He was asked for the details of each of the three firings. He proudly replied that the first missile, the Camel #001 was launched at 7:27 a.m. Tallahassee time.
It traveled a distance of 1.2 miles before it landed in the middle of a plant nursery completely knocking the hell out of seven palm trees, four bags of Scott's Weed and Feed, a bonsai tree, and two crates of lantana.
The second missile firing took place at 8:49 a.m. Tulsa time (9:49 a.m. Tallahassee time), and it saw the Sand Crab #002 missile launched and it traveled a distance of .9 miles. It hit a used camel dealership damaging two camels, a rug, and the women' restroom.
Missile number three, named Mirage Hotel #003, was launched at 10:13 a.m. Tacoma time, (12:13 p.m. Tulsa time and 1:13 p.m. Tallahassee time).
MH #003, only traveled a distance of three feet. It completely destroyed the missile launching pad along with a very popular Revolutionary Guard Air Force shuttle camel named Betty.
The chief missile technician who worked on Mirage Hotel #003, Farfisa Zelsiboo has been arrested and placed in solitary confinement. Word from one of the prison guards is that Zelsiboo will most probably be executed within the next few days.
SIDENOTE: General Hohofu Hezbaloni says that he has already contacted the Norwegian government about purchasing three more missiles. Unlike the previous three that were put on his VISA Card, he has decided to pay cash for these.
