Washington, DC - In a speech from the White House rose garden President Obama talking about curbs on greenhouse-gas emissions, let loose a 'silent but deadly,' "that, had it been indoors, would have left everybody gasping for breath," according to an...
MI5 and MI6, Cheltenham GCHQ: Over the past few days the Western Security Apparatus has been on very high alert after the US secret intelligence agencies controlled by the Pentagon issued warnings that al-Qaida was plotting to attack targets in the...
Borrowing technology invented in the UK, President Obama announced today a break thru in combating Global Warming by appearing at a ribbon cutting ceremony at a brand new Sewage Treatment Plant off the West Wing which he said will cut the country's...
Washington DC: Four gentlemen were seen entering the US Capitol, which is currently empty as most of the Congressmen and Senators have gone home to stump for reelection. They were former Presidents James E Carter (D-39), George HW Bush (R-41), Willia...
At an emergency press conference today, a shocked and embarrassed US President, Barack Obama, announced that China has just delivered him an eviction notice for the entire country. "Wow", exclaimed a shocked Obama. "This is a real bummer. I me...
WASHINGTON D.C. - As if President Obama needed another headache to go along with the assortment of full-tilt migraines he's already been juggling like a one-armed pizza cook ever since the mid-term tea party went coastal. All of which indeed helped force any lingering ideas that this Hail to the Chief gig would be a cake walk in the park, to go riding off the line with the last Pontiac, straight...
Ayatollah Mesbah Yazdi, Nostradamus' Third Antichrist 'Mabus' is the ventriloquist and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is his talking puppet. Mesbah (pronounced 'Maybah') Yazdi, called the theoretician of violence by the other Iranian clerics in his book calls f...
After a decent interval of silence after a public outcry, President Barry Obama has sent NASA head Charles Bolton on a Muslim Outer Space Outreach Program encompassing Saudi Arabia, Libya, UAE, Nepal, and culminating in Somalia. Obama who stated i...
In a shocking development, the President of the United States threw away his prepared 'State Of The Union' speech and gave the following off-the-cuff address to the nation: "My fellow Americans. I have decided to declare peace with the entire Musl...
With President Barack Obama's proposed 2011 budget assigning 68% of all Federal Spending to entitlement programs, the administration has announced the need to creat the position of Entitlement Czar. The new Super-Cabinet Level post is scheduled to o...
A powerful US lobby group is urging President Barack Obama to replace his rapidly shrinking group of aides with members of the popular Jed Bartlett administration. They say chief of staff Rahm Emanuel should be replaced by press secretary Claudia...
A sad story from Wash., D. C. this morning. Many officials and aides were so desperate to jump ship and remove themselves from the floundering Obama administration that they ran to the exits at the White House all at once and created a dangerous sit...
A newly repentant President Barry Obama, having 'come to Jesus' a few hours ago, was forced to clarify his relationship with soon to be departed House Senior Advisor Rahm Emanuel, a former Ballet Dancer saying, "I did not have sex with that man!"...
As the November mid term Tsunami threatens to swamp the Democratic agenda, President Obama has a new crisis of epic proportions on his hands; House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has suffered a startling implosion causing her popularity to sink to the level of...
Encouraged by the success of their Muslim extermination campaigns in Iraq and Afghanistan, Americans have begun one in their homeland as well. There has always been a rift between Muslims and real Americans, but recent actions by the Muslim community...
President Barrack Obama has given official sanctioning to the public burning of Russell Brand's autobiography "My Booky Wook". Obama agreed to the request of Pastor Terry Jones, who was recently stifled in his attempt to burn the Koran. Since then...
President Barry Obama, seemingly unaware of a ground swell of discontent toward his failed social and economic policies, is pulling out all the stops as he plans to lecture the nation non stop until the mid term elections 5 weeks away. Kicking of...
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