Obama Helpless to "Plug that 'Ho" as Pelosi Popularity Oozes to New Low: Matches BP's in States!

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Wednesday, 29 September 2010

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Democratic Relief Workers Rush to 'clean up' After Pelosi Continues to Gush Untapped!

As the November mid term Tsunami threatens to swamp the Democratic agenda, President Obama has a new crisis of epic proportions on his hands; House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has suffered a startling implosion causing her popularity to sink to the level of Obama's Gulf Oil Spill Villain BP!

Pelosi, from a political connected east coast ' family', has held court in the House for 23 years, and even some of her former staunchest backers are not taking her phone calls.

Just last week she endorsed the House decision to request that lame comedian Stephen Colbert testify before Congress as an 'EXPERT" on the thorny immigration policy problem, that even most Dems declared 'demeaning' if not down right 'dumb' as Colbert made a further mockery of the Democratic controlled body.

Insiders say Pelosi is the main reason, outside of personal survival, that most of Obama's close political allies and mentors are fleeing Washington prior to the November elections.

Her high flying antics , including abuse of her very large Air Force plane, unlimited spending to stock the bar and fly her immediate family around on short notice and issuing imperial commands is just part of the great "California Liberal Mentality" which also includes her backing of unfettered immigration and legalization of marijuana.

Even the San Francisco Chronicle, certainly not a Conservative Bastion, has refused to endorse Pelosi Clone, Senator Barbara Boxer , who they said after "18 years in the Congress has not distinguished herself!"

Boxer is best know from rebuking a decorated Army General for respectfully addressing her as "Mam" the accepted military term during hearings on Terrorism. Sources have been heard to whisper, that after November it's only fitting that Boxer will be known simply as 'Babs!"

Meanwhile, Pelosi, 69, seems blissfully unaware that her uncapped gushing of platitudes ("We'll know what the health care bills means after we pass it"), has caused the toxic Democratic Agenda to be declared the US's #1 Crisis...next to Obama's impending marital blow up that is.....

Hmmmm, Hmmmm, Hmmmm!

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