Obama Announces Creation of Post of Entitlement Czar

Funny story written by Throckmorton Turdblossom

Saturday, 2 October 2010

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What about the Department of Pork Belly Spending?

With President Barack Obama's proposed 2011 budget assigning 68% of all Federal Spending to entitlement programs, the administration has announced the need to creat the position of Entitlement Czar. The new Super-Cabinet Level post is scheduled to oversee all Departments (existing and in process of creation) that handle Entitlement programs.

New Entitlement Departments also listed in the announcement include the Department of Illegal Alien Care, Department of Free Housing for Underprivleged Democrats, Department of ACORN Subsidies, Department of Union Donations Administration, Department of Third Generation Welfare Families, Department of Childcare for Crack Whore Unwed Mothers, Department of Non-Taxing of $7 Million Dollar Yachts, and the Department of Implementing Sharia Law.

A spokesman for the President said "The Anointed One has not yet decided who to name to the post. It will probably be a prominent Democrat that loses in the Mid-term elections." Smart money would be on Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, or Barney Frank.

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