Washington AC/DC - (Ass Mess): A basketball injury has seen President Obama's mouth sewn up by emergency room surgeons. The last time White House medics had a chance to practice their blanket stitch techniques was when a half-cut George W Bush fel...
US President Barack Obama pardons the National Thanksgiving Turkey, named Apple, in a ceremony with daughters Sasha and Malia, together with National Turkey Federation Chairman Yubert Envia, in the Rose Garden of the White House in Washington, DC What does THIS say to the world - A bloody turkey is pardoned by the President of the US of A whilst innocent people suffer in American jails.
President Obama pardoned the White house turkey today in a traditional ceremony held on the east lawn. The President was joined by his daughters Sasha and Malia. The turkey named Apple and his understudy Cider were both brought in from Foster Farms,...
Good old boys Barry Obama and Joe Biden had a good laugh today when they returned to the Michigan Chrysler factory recently shut down over 'Beer Farts" that caused an evacuation due to health concerns. With the the NSNBC cast of Olbermann and Matt...
In an effort to forestal making a presidential decision, Barry Obama today claimed the recent explosions in South Korea were the result of an 'agricultural accident' and should not be blamed 'on those folks up north!" While the White House scramb...
In an upcoming chat with Barbara Walters, something Walters stated she had quit doing two years ago, former Vice Presidential candidate and Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin says that she could beat Obama in the 2012 election. The segment will come as...
The Obama administration recently commissioned a top-secret think tank to compare the cost of the War on Terror to the United States on the one hand, and to al Qaida on the other. The results were reported as follows: United States: * More than 5000 soldiers killed. * More than one trillion dollars spent. * Untold damage to the image of the United States around the world. Al Qaida...
Yes, we're talking about House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, the raccoon-eyed vamp who bobbed up and down behind President Obama while he read his State of the Union speeches from his ever-present TelePrompter. There is nothing sexual about this, unless y...
As President Obama spared a turkey prior to Thanksgiving in America, the Queen stepped up to save Camilla from the role of Queen, as suggested by Prince Charles in a mumble to American Television. The full announcement from Buckingham Palace read:...
With the US Federal Reserve running 24/7 printing money amidst dire warnings that the special ink and paper were about to 'run out', Secretary of State Hilary Clinton announced the crisis was solved due to a unprecedented "favourable trade" deal with...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Sarah Palin says she is seriously considering a run for the White House, and she believes she could beat President Obama in 2012. Obama did have a retort. "Yeah," said Obama. "She can bring the rain. In fact, she can bring th...
Former President George W. Bush, who has made of point of not criticizing President Obama out of respect for the Presidency, told a Republican gathering in San Diego that he expects Obama to be a one term president and that he predicts that "Obama wi...
Normally, a crystal vessel such as a lovely fruit bowl or ornate juice decanter would be a perfect gift from the sitting President to his predecessors. However, this year, President Obama is feeling particularly generous and has obviously decided to...
Washington - Obama had some good news to share with reporters this week; his fantasy football team is still number one for ten weeks in a row. "I thought I would share my good news about my fantasy football league. Sure, it is the second year in...
Rumors of a startling discovery may soon be released to the public that are going to have a monumental effect on the country and the entire world. To gain entry into the "Hub" room at the White house there are a number of security protocol procedu...
Sarah Palin's declaration that she can beat Barack Obama in the next presidential election has, predictably, got politicos' tongues wagging. But what is not clear is that the former governer of Alaska has much more in mind that beating the Preside...
Washington--Sarah Palin, who was enjoying some beers with the girls at Buffalo Wild Wings in D.C., while watching her daughter dance on "Dancing with the Stars," made the bold statement that she could beat Obama in 2012. "I can beat Obama because...
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