Palin Could 'Defeat Obama' in 2012

Funny story written by Inhopeless

Friday, 19 November 2010

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For all we know, she could accidentally turn all this off.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Sarah Palin says she is seriously considering a run for the White House, and she believes she could beat President Obama in 2012.

Obama did have a retort.

"Yeah," said Obama. "She can bring the rain. In fact, she can bring the entire fucking storm system. 'Cause running a country full of over 250million people is easier than brainwashing peoplem at Tea Party conferences."

A recent YouGov-Inhopeless poll suggests that nearly 60% of the 1200 polled believe that 'Palin win? Motherfucking joke', with 10% saying, 'HAHAHA!', 15% saying 'NO.', and 5% saying 'Ah! I have no brain!'

What does Palin say to these recent polls?

"Well, look," she said. "You in the lamestream media--" I then interuppted to tell her we are about as 'lame' as her catchphrases. "-- whatever, can say what your liberalist government tells you --" Our government is as about as liberal as a former SS guy. "-- I will lower taxes for the American people, not raise them," -- I then pointed out that tax hikes are nessecsary to sustain America's aging population and infrastructure --- "Yeah, whatever. I can win Obama!"

It wouldn't be fair to say that she has no idea on how to run a country, but niether did Obama, but he has done some good things, for a beginner.

How do Republicans feel?

"PFFTT?!" burst out a senior representative. "Palin? She may be a family person or whatever, and she could connect with voters, but she wont survive. I'd give her a week. Her legislature is a bit wishy-washy, and even though we hate Obama's guts out, he does have some concrete stuff to go on."

As of press time, everyone in America was laughing thier asses off.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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