AMERICA NO-NEWS TODAY: White House gatecrasher Michele Salahi and Whoopi Goldberg turned their appearance on "The Today Show" into a regular obscenity-laden catfight. In a case of Say what? - Whoopi - who may or may not have been on her regular m...
WASHINGTON: Once again in a pathetic bid to 'win the hearts and minds' of the Pak people the gullible Obama Administration is pumping billions of dollars in aid to Pak's flood victims. In its desperation to remain friends America repeatedly allows...
It's official! Hours after splitting for the umpteenth time Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston are BACK TOGETHER and secretly married. The on-again off-again, on-again off again couple say they defied Sarah to exchange vows. "We're truly in love an...
ARI-ZOO-NA: Home of 'Crazy' John Mccain. - Sarah Palin can barely speak English so why is she trying to go bi-lingual? Perhaps she's trying to burnish her non-existent Prez credentials? But if you're going to be hypocritical in trying to promote...
PUKISTAN - More than 1500 innocent lives have been lost in the worst monsoon flood in 30 years. Tens of thousands more have been displaced. Not a single so-called (mis)government head has bothered to visit the site of devastation or made arrange...
NEW DELHI: India is on a roll. First it was the $2500 Tata Nano - the world's cheapest car; then it was the $35 iPad - the world's cheapest laptop. Now in another marvel the Indian Armed Forces will be inducting micro and mini unmanned aerial ve...
WASSILA - ALASKA: Will she or won't she? Big Momma Grizzly Sarah Palin has suddenly become coy regarding her potential 2012 Prez run. Supporters for the woman who got her 15-minutes-of-fame when 'Crazy' John McCain nominated her as his running mat...
BEIJING: Conscious of its vulgar public habits and coarse social behaviors China has hired a culture trainer to teach basic manners to its Miss Universe representative. The secretly-crowned Miss China is being given a crash course in foreign cultu...
RHINEBECK - NEW YORK HUDSON VALLEY: In what is being called "the wedding of the century", Chelsea Clinton will marry long-time BF Marc Mezvinsky. Chelsea - a Methodist and Marc - a conservative Jew will be married in 2 separate ceremonies reflec...
SYDNEY: Strange things happen Down Under. Take, for example the quirky culinary/personal grooming habits of former Australian prime minister Kevin Rudd who has the unusual distinction of being captured via world-wide video prodding out gobs of crus...
TORONTO: Move over Victoria Beckham (aka 'Bunion'). When it comes to high heels the quirky Lady Gaga stands head and shoulders over Ms. Posh. Lady Gaga's latest grueling workout in 12-inch high-heeled boots puts 'Bunion' Beckham's walking-through-...
LOS ANGELES - Word has it that Angelina Jolie wanted to star opposite Daniel Craig in the English-language remake of "The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo". However producers nixed the idea, opting for an unknown name to take on the role of the tormented...
Sooner or later it was bound to happen. Death by vuvuzela. Sad news. The world's fattest woman [WFW] is dead. Vuvuzela'd to death by her over-eager lover - the worlds fattest man [WFM]. A disconsolate WFM wept torrents as he told paramedics:...
PENTA-GONE: The shit has hit the fan. Nothing new in Wikileaks release of over 90,000 documents on the war in Afghanistan other than the biggest "un-secret" has now been made public. Is anybody really surprised that Pakistan has been double-dea...
JESUSLAND: Never let it be said that Oprah doesn't have a big heart. In fact, in a gesture of humongous proportions the once-top-ranked, now in the ratings pile dung-heap talk-show host has offered fellow fattie - the Duchess of Pork - her own talk...
Oh where oh where has psychic Paul gone? Oh where oh where can he be? Since his plucky escape two days ago there has been no sign of Paul the Psychic Octopus. Now rumors abound that the mystical mollusk may have ended up as a marinated mouthful on...
Saying "I've had enough", Paul the Octopus used his nimble tentacles to pop the lid off his tank and pull off a plucky escape. Running away with him was pregnant girl-friend Paulina. German zoo officials commented: "Ve hef abzoolootly no idea ve...
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