It's official! Hours after splitting for the umpteenth time Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston are BACK TOGETHER and secretly married. The on-again off-again, on-again off again couple say they defied Sarah to exchange vows.
"We're truly in love and we got married secretly a few days ago" the couple declared.
In an interview with this reporter Bristol said:
"I made a big mistake breaking up with him again and again and again. Certain people don't want us to be together".
She went on to say that she really wants a man in her life so she was willing to settle for the lyin' cheatin' Levi.
"I mean it's not as if I'm some great prize. I barely finished high school and my mama isn't really known for her intellect".
Mama Palin's camp did not comment although Sarah is said to have tweeted something about Levi's cojones.