Breaking news! On again-off again Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston secretly married!

Funny story written by shea lo

Wednesday, 4 August 2010

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It's official! Hours after splitting for the umpteenth time Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston are BACK TOGETHER and secretly married. The on-again off-again, on-again off again couple say they defied Sarah to exchange vows.

"We're truly in love and we got married secretly a few days ago" the couple declared.

In an interview with this reporter Bristol said:

"I made a big mistake breaking up with him again and again and again. Certain people don't want us to be together".

She went on to say that she really wants a man in her life so she was willing to settle for the lyin' cheatin' Levi.

"I mean it's not as if I'm some great prize. I barely finished high school and my mama isn't really known for her intellect".

Mama Palin's camp did not comment although Sarah is said to have tweeted something about Levi's cojones.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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