Wikileaks. America speaks. Fak-Ap bleeds. Parah-Salin tweets. Obama must 'refudiate' Nobel Peace Prize and declare war on Pakistan

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Tuesday, 27 July 2010

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PENTA-GONE: The shit has hit the fan. Nothing new in Wikileaks release of over 90,000 documents on the war in Afghanistan other than the biggest "un-secret" has now been made public.

Is anybody really surprised that Pakistan has been double-dealing; that America has wasted billions of dollars arming the Pakis to the teeth; that America has absolutely no control over how the paranoid Pakis will use this military aid - against India - instead of Taliban and Al-Qaeda??

Hands up - Who really doubted that the Pak Army-Intelligence combine was ever going to give up its terrorist 'interests'?. Whats clear is that:

*American Foreign policy is FUBAR [f**ked up beyond all repair].
*Fak-Ap is no longer SNAFU [situation normal all f**ked up]
*America's relationship with Pak is BOHICA [bend over here it comes again]

So the cat's out of the bag and it's about time this war stopped being a business deal

Top US general Colon Bowell, architect of the previous administrations military blunders, now plugging his new tell-all book thundered: "Enough BS Mr. President. Does anybody really believe Karzai is truly "Our man in Kabul" or that Kayani is "Our man in Islamabad"? The Holbrooke spin is finished. Time to call a spade a f*****g shovel. The real frenemy is Pakistan aided and abetted by Saudi and other regional elements inimical to American interests".

Appearing on the Glen Schmuck show future Prez Parah Salin tweeted her palm-notes to her band of Mama Grizzlies, then threw down her Mallwart gauntlet:

"Mr. President start acting like the Commander-in-chief - it's time for you to contact the dishonorable Nobel Prize committee and refudiate your illegal 'Peace' Prize. You know you never earned it. And then let's get on with winning this war so American values can flourish. It's time for America to smash Pakistan once and for all."

"This illegal President who wasn't even born in America must strongly refudiate Pakistan"

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