WASSILA - ALASKA: Will she or won't she? Big Momma Grizzly Sarah Palin has suddenly become coy regarding her potential 2012 Prez run. Supporters for the woman who got her 15-minutes-of-fame when 'Crazy' John McCain nominated her as his running mate in 2010 say she is playing her cards close to her wolverine-fur vest.
This reporter has discovered that Sarah is brushing up on her 'readin' 'ritin 'n' 'rithmetic in addition to high school geography, American history and basic spelling in preparation for her 2012 run.
America's National Spelling Bee winner - 12-year old Bangalore-India origin - Nirvanna Paravani told TheSpoof.com:
"I've been coaching her in spelling for the past year but she seems to be having trouble with polysyllabic words. For instance yesterday I tried to teach her to spell 'communicate' and 'commiserate' and she ended up tweeting 'communerate'.
"I'm like so totally stressed out. She promised me I could be her palm-notes writer when she's elected Prez but like duh....I've already been accepted into medical school at Harvard".
Your reporter has discovered that the first plank of Sarah's foreign policy when elected will be to change the name of PAKISTAN to PALINSTAN.
"Not too many letters to change, yeah. And it's the least they can do as thanks for the trillions of dollars we've forked out to those lyin' you-know-whats", the Big Momma is reputed to have told her Halliburton and Xe donors.