In a ridiculously baffling turn of events, Lady 'My only actual connection with Gwen Stefani is my first name, I promise' Gaga has decided to release Monster. And no, as every logical person would thing, this is not the song from her latest album; 'T...
LOS ANGELES - Well after a few weeks of being on the backburner it appears that the feud between TV legal commentator Nancy "Graceless" Grace and has-been singer Madonna has flared up again. It appears that Grace fired the first shot as she insinu...
Lady Gaga claims she is bigger than Madonna but she is only 5ft 1", while Madonna is 5ft 4" tall, three inches taller. When advised of the height difference she said "I am still bigger than Madonna I weigh 110lbs, whereas Madonna weighs only 100lb...
Madonna the former top girl in pop, is going out with Jesus. Her boyfriend and toyboy Jesus Luz was out with Madonna yesterday as she wore a dress that looked like a Dennis the Menace outfit. Some observers say it was not a Dennis the Menace outf...
In an article just released by our sister tabloid, 'The Tail's Trail', Lady Gaga blew everyone away by her comments when asked about 'Madussa'. "Oh, you mean Old Slack Teats? Why she wants to display herself is her business but she has very little...
Aging super sultrist Madonna, who just recently provoked Yankee superstar, ARod, to leave his wife and children for her thigh nest, raised eyebrows in the Big Apple this morning by saying that she believes that she is the mother of Tiger Woods. Unti...
Hard core Brits are waiting with baited breath (whew) for the long awaited extra strength cracker spread Marmite, which goes on sale early next month in time for St. Patrick's Day. The much maligned Spread for Bread, around since 1902 , has a str...
Jesus has decided to take over Madonna's role and has apparently been seen weeping in Rio De Janiero. As far as we know Jesus was entertaining Samba dancers when someone threw beer at him causing his eyes to water. The tears came flowing down his...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The president says that if it does not stop snowing and pretty damn soon, he will have no choice but to have the White House moved to a much warmer climate, like San Antonio, Texas. President Obama wanted to hold an emergency me...
After dating for one year, Jesus Luz, aka Madonna's 'Boy Toy' has finally decided to dump the materialistic iconic icon. Jesus, who Madonna called 'Yes Jes' spoke to Brazilian reporters as he lounged out on Rio's famous Ipanema Beach surrounded by...
MEGA singer, songwriter, actress and foster mother Madonna is planning to adopt again, the 51-year-old star already has two children from Malawi, son David Banda and daughter Mercy, as well as Rocco from her marriage to Guy Ritchie, and Lourdes, from...
Brooklyn, New York: Angry that a Brooklyn bike lane had been eliminated, a group of female bicyclists had planned the topless protest. But that was before the arrival of snow, howling winds, slippery streets, and frigid temperatures. Instead of st...
MADONNA reportedly enjoyed a lesbian affair with a bull dike model JENNY SHIMIZU. The former Calvin Klein model tells British newspaper News Of The World, the feminine chart buster selected her for a boy-on-girl romance from a casting video. S...
Louis Walsh was thrown into complete disarray after his novelty act John and Edward Grimes crashed out of competition in the most shocking X Factor episode ever. After the show the boys, their glittering career in tatters, were whisked into a waiting...
The government of Malawi ordered its entire stock of orphans to be spruced up this week as Madonna was spotted boarding a plane carrying a large designer bag. "I want them all lined up in rows with fresh haircuts and cheery smiles" said Minister o...
BROOKLYN - Madonna, the self-proclaimed icon of icons, was in Brooklyn to inaugurate the brand new Madonna Material Girl Day Care Center. Madonna, also known as Mr. Madonna, for her hard line approach to business matters stated that there is no on...
New York - (Pre-Nup): The nuptials between the blonde surgically enhanced singer and her dusky 29 year-old - famous for modelling brazilians - will be blessed by the exclusive multi-million dollar deal. No draughty, hideously be-tartaned Scottish...
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