New York - (Pre-Nup): The nuptials between the blonde surgically enhanced singer and her dusky 29 year-old - famous for modelling brazilians - will be blessed by the exclusive multi-million dollar deal.
No draughty, hideously be-tartaned Scottish nuptial hellhole (Skibo Castle, wedding number two) this time round.
The happy couple plan to get hitched in Las Vegas under this weekend's stunning Harvest Moon.
Maybe even in Caesar's Palace.
Lucky groom-to-be Jesus's surname appartently means 'beach of light' in Portuguese.
Or 'bitch', depending on the way you say it.
Little Lourdes Leon is boycotting the the entire affair in protest at her compulsory no-tv, no internet, no chocolate. steamed fish/lentils diet.
