Lady Gaga to Release Monster

Written by C. M. Evans

Thursday, 15 April 2010

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While talking about the Monster, Gaga has an itch.

In a ridiculously baffling turn of events, Lady 'My only actual connection with Gwen Stefani is my first name, I promise' Gaga has decided to release Monster. And no, as every logical person would thing, this is not the song from her latest album; 'The Fame Monster'.

She is reported to be releasing an actual Monster.

Gaga, no stranger to controversy, said in a recent interview 'My fans loved it when I unleashed my fame on the world. Now they get to see part two: the monster.'

'Its my most ambitious project to date.' Asked whether she thought it would have the same impact as her latest music video, 'Telephone', Gaga replied:

'Telephone was about abandonment, girl power, technology and love.

'Unleashing a monster is the total opposite. Its about being a luddite, patriarchal societies, surrounded by people and hatred. Pure hatred. Its for my fans.'

When I asked Gaga's manager what this was all about, he simply replied, 'She watched 'Clash of the Titans'....twice. And kept sniggering at 'Cracken'. Its very unlikely this monster thing will actually happen.'

Pop Queen Madonna declined to comment. But then said 'Fuck off'.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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