A police commissioner has warned that there will definitely be an increase in cyber crime both this year and next. Even as he spoke, somebody had stolen 4 laptops from his office. "Obviously, this proves a point!" he said. In Seine News found out...
The Home Office announced today that in a major cost-cutting drive criminals are now to be arrested by e-mail. Chief Constable Bill Old confirmed the new policy and explained that Police Officers were far too busy filling in paperwork to be able t...
News that the Government plans to cut the amount of "XBox Live" points given to the Army to play "Call Of Duty" has caused controversy. Defence Secretary Liam Fox has warned "The threat from Call Of Duty 2: Modern Warfare is very real. If our troo...
Last night, at about five to ten (GMT), Farcebook, the popular Social Networking site, crashed. The crash last ten minutes, until just before five past ten (GMT). Unfortunately, ten million people suffered crop failures, eight million failed to up...
Warning: Visiting this Site may harm your computer! This is the message millions of too-stupid-to-figure-out-Firefox Google users are getting, and it serves to prove that Google's anti-malware software is more ambitious than it is effective. "T...
Microsoft have just announced that they are aware of the first recorded incident of an Internet Explorer 8 user actually using the browser's "In-Private Browsing" feature for buying his wife an anniversary present. Internet Explorer 8 was launche...
The moon landing. Kennedy's grassy knoll and a book suppository. Cat in a wheelie bin. You all remember where you were when these monumentous news events occurred and the story broke. Years from now, people will be talking about that fateful...
A mound of computers is being assembled in a Church backyard in downtown America. The leader of a flock of geese is determined to burn them so that he can demonstrate the fury of God at internet activity. Speaking to his flock of five fellow worsh...
Millions of commuters across the British capital struggled to get to work on Tuesday, as a 24-hour strike by workers on London's underground rail system crippled much of the internet. Sales were down at online stores due to secretaries not being a...
The latest fashion of cruelly tormenting innocent animals continues to take the world by storm. After the instant celebrity enjoyed by Mary Bale, it seems that everyone wants a piece of the action. The Internet has become flooded with videos of wa...
More than nine million British adults have never used the internet, despite Government efforts to encourage people to go online for their daily dose of dingle dangles and depraved doxies doing dirty demonstrations. While a million extra "silver su...
Myth, legend and now folly surround the rituals of meerkats, as a new study firmly slams the browser shut on their on line behaviour. The study was commissioned by 67 yr old Arthur Jones of Ribblesthwaite Road, Ostwaldtwistle, Lancashire who was f...
Security experts today warned of a new attack targeting Microsoft's Internet Explorer web browser. A press release by Joshua Smug of Kaspersky Labs described this as one of the most serious vulnerabilities yet discovered. "This attack works by pre...
Howdy, folks! My name is Cherry Cockburne, and today I'm going to discuss three ways you can use proper keyword selection to achieve Search Engine Optimization, or SEO. As many of you may remember from our last session, SEO is a way to improve the visibility of your web site or web page by increasing the odds that it will appear among search engine results. This gives your site more exposure, o...
The University of Bedrock has offered web based studies for college students since 1999, and has been successful with thousands of employed graduates. Now the Web based educator is expanding into the heretofore uncharted territory of basic public e...
PORNISTAN: It is now official. Google has clarified: Pakistan is actually Number 1 in online searches for "bum" and "bums" Google, on Saturday was back-tracking from its earlier claim that Pakistan is the world's leader in online searches for p...
Police are looking for the proprietor of flammablesubstances.web after the website caught fire last Tuesday, damaging hundreds of computer monitors around the world. The website is registered to a company in Peckham that sells various flammable ma...
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