A mound of computers is being assembled in a Church backyard in downtown America. The leader of a flock of geese is determined to burn them so that he can demonstrate the fury of God at internet activity.
Speaking to his flock of five fellow worshippers and half the world's media desperate for a story, Pastor Pastry confirmed he intends to go ahead with his computer outrage despite appeals from several well known geeks.
'We must stand as true geese against the geeks' declared the Pastor 'the integrity of the American farmyard is being attacked every day. People think we are idiots who do nothing but look at screens.
'We want to return to the fundamentals of Noah's Ark and make sure at least two geese get into the Ark before the flood.'
Fears of a geek backlash throughout the world are growing. They are planning to seek revenge on America if Pastor Pastry carries out his horrendous deed.
One geek, from Greece, emerged from his bedroom, where he had been for several weeks, and threatened a goose sacrifice in retaliation.
