PORNISTAN: It is now official. Google has clarified: Pakistan is actually Number 1 in online searches for "bum" and "bums"
Google, on Saturday was back-tracking from its earlier claim that Pakistan is the world's leader in online searches for pornographic material.
Unknown Pak media sources said: "The Pak 'Government', which is really the Pak Army has threatened to unleash the Wrath of Khan if this claim was not retracted, so Google is doing a Pak-style about-face....saying this but meaning that...Ha-ha!"
In Pakistan, eight million people use the Internet. This is only 5 per cent of the country's total population. It was previously claimed that the country's top searches include terms like 'horse sex', 'donkey sex', 'rape pictures', and 'child sex'.
A livid Army chief who extended his own soon-to-end tenure for another 10 years is reported to have ordered his puppet - the self-absorbed dolt who masquerades as a Foreign Minister to go public with the following statement:
"We categorically deny these are searches for sex. The real truth is that over 95% of our Pakistanis are searching online for "bum" and "bums" because they are patriots wanting to learn everything about how bums really function".
