CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - For Memorial Day, President George W. Bush visited the Arlington National Cemetery.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Dublin - If you THINK you have a good handle on the Internet economy, check this out...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - NEW YORK - Rosie O'Donnell said that she may never speak to Elisabeth Hasselbeck again.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - The View - Elisabeth Hasselbeck apologized to Rosie O'Donnell for being such a poor friend and a self-serving jerk on The View today. She told Rosie that she was sorry she lost her job over such a silly little thing.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Beverly Hills - Lindsay Lohan was arrested on suspicion of being suspicious after her convertible struck a curb, and investigators found what they believe is cocaine at the scene, police said.
Gal Dang Roy! Billy Bob here! Git yer shotgun! I found one o dem real live terrerist fellas on this here YouTube thang. He's spoutin' all that gibberish about Allah and Jihad and Mohammad and stuff. Hell, he's even talkin' about PEACE! He's probly not only a Ilamalist fundamentalism, but a hippy too! He even sed that Mohammud was the greatest prophet, an' we all know that the greatest proph...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Jail - Since the death of Jerry Falwell, President George W. Bush has been looking for a new spiritual leader for America and the Corrupt Bastards Club. After sorting all his "facts," President George W. Bush wrote a...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - United States Coast Guard Academy, New London, Connecticut - May 23, 2007 President George W. Bush made a speech at the United States Coast Guard Academy.
Hi there you all. This here is Billy Bob. My good friend Roy just made one o these here video thingys about that no good Commie Ron Paul. That there's fella with 2 first names whut's runnin' fer president. Anyway, this here Ron Paul guy, He's runnin' fer president, he said that them folks flew over and knocked over are bildings cuz we made 'em mad jus like ol' Roy explained.
I'm Proud to be a Loyal Bush Supporter (To the tune Okie from Muskogee)...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Dublin - The first bribe from the Corrupt Bastards Club arrived at TheSpoof.com. It was earmarked for the editor, Mark Lowton, in hopes of being able to stop the writers at TheSpoof.com without having to bribe the writers indi...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Chicago - Evolutionary biologist Neil Shubin of the University of Chicago and The Field Museum in Chicago found a fish fossil in his Chinese Fish Soup while visiting a Chinese restraunt this weekend. "The amazing thing ab...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Republican hopefuls say they stand by President George W. Bush and his failed policies and plan to continue them like any good Nazi Republican should. Arizona Sen. John McCain, Former New York City mayor Rud...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Albert Einstein, it was found, wrote for Mark Lowton Sr, TheSpoof.com Editor's father, in his underground magazine, The Poof. There is also evidence that Einstein was from Texas!...
The Bush MLM Plan This Multi-Level Marketing Plan combines regular Multi-Level Marketing with full blown pyramid schemes! Just...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - President George W. Bush made a televised announcement today about Jimmy Carter calling him and his administration the worst in history. The president announced his displeasure at the accusations.
Vote Ron Paul (To the tune of Big Bad John)...
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